tbf i very much know what bad dragon is, but have never seen the logo before
it also doesn't really look like a dragon so i wouldn't have pieced it together even with the BD helping me lol
Place I work had a rule that men could not wear shorts, but women could wear caprisā¦. I went out and bought a pair of capris and wore them to work and shortly after, men could wear shorts. Fuck dumb rules.
I would buy some cheap pants and keep shortening them bit by bit every day to see what happens.
Or you know what, no. It would just be an idea. I am a coward. I'd follow the rules if they said to kiss the CEO's hand on arrival, and shoe on departure. Who am I kidding, I'd do nothing.
Back to realistic pessimism.
One time I spent a couple months wearing fake eyelashes that gradually got longer and more extreme until someone verbally called me on it. Then I said I didnāt know what they were talking about and stooped westing fake eyelashes after that. I never explained to my employees it was a joke. We just never brought it up again lol.
Moral of the story : us managers may have to act all āno nonsenseā but we are very much as bored at work as you. We just canāt say it. Soā¦ fake eyelashes.
30 Comments
TotallynotJessica@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 96 pts · 354d
don't worry, he had a license
BadJojo@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 86 pts · 354d
I have a Bad Dragon hat that 99% of the people that see it won't get what it means. I am after that 1%.
unexposedhazard@discuss.tchncs.de · 56 pts · 354d
I think a lot more than 1% of young people know, so it heavily depends on the age of the people around you.
regdog@lemmy.world · 42 pts · 354d
What is written on it? "I shit you knot"?
BadJojo@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 34 pts · 354d
Shit is for newbs that don't prep...or for those that are into that sort of thing. No judgement.
SkyeStarfall@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 18 pts · 354d
That logo is fucking massive holy shit. If you talked to me with that I would be so distracted š
9bananas@feddit.org · 6 pts · 353d
"massive" just makes it right on brand! ;)
Swedneck@discuss.tchncs.de · 7 pts · 353d
tbf i very much know what bad dragon is, but have never seen the logo before
it also doesn't really look like a dragon so i wouldn't have pieced it together even with the BD helping me lol
Rai@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 12 pts · 354d
I wear my bad dragon shirts to the office all the time and nobody has ever said anything. Theyāre just soooo comfy!
Stamets@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 5 pts · 354d
Wonder if there are any chastity hats like that
Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 27 pts · 354d
Chastity hats? You mean like those red trucker caps that keep showing up on the news?
Stamets@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 5 pts · 354d
Meant more like a Locktober one but good point. I ain't fucking anyone wearing one of those
pinheadednightmare@lemmy.world · 62 pts · 354d
Place I work had a rule that men could not wear shorts, but women could wear caprisā¦. I went out and bought a pair of capris and wore them to work and shortly after, men could wear shorts. Fuck dumb rules.
Mouselemming@sh.itjust.works · 20 pts · 354d
Do you still wear the capris?
pinheadednightmare@lemmy.world · 20 pts · 354d
Yes. They are comfy around the house pants.
user224@lemmy.sdf.org · 13 pts · 354d
I would buy some cheap pants and keep shortening them bit by bit every day to see what happens.
Or you know what, no. It would just be an idea. I am a coward. I'd follow the rules if they said to kiss the CEO's hand on arrival, and shoe on departure. Who am I kidding, I'd do nothing.
Back to realistic pessimism.
Aeao@lemmy.world · 11 pts · 353d
Iām in retail management.
One time I spent a couple months wearing fake eyelashes that gradually got longer and more extreme until someone verbally called me on it. Then I said I didnāt know what they were talking about and stooped westing fake eyelashes after that. I never explained to my employees it was a joke. We just never brought it up again lol.
Moral of the story : us managers may have to act all āno nonsenseā but we are very much as bored at work as you. We just canāt say it. Soā¦ fake eyelashes.
Fourth@mander.xyz · 3 pts · 353d
You know, you could be that imaginary person.
otacon239@lemmy.world · 40 pts · 354d
I need to know the shoes to complete the image
RichardDegenne@lemmy.zip · 23 pts · 354d
Either stilettos or the most colorful
snickerssneakers you've ever seen.Edit: Paronyms are the death of the non-native speaker.
kautau@lemmy.world · 21 pts · 354d
regdog@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 351d
Don't beat yourself up. The average native english speaker does not even know the word "paronym"
watson387@sopuli.xyz · 38 pts · 354d
Fuck yeah. Making sure you know he means business.
Tiger_Man_@szmer.info · 30 pts · 354d
I was about to say based but then i noticed overwatch
Una@piefed.europe.pub · 18 pts · 354d
Holy shit, so cool :3
Googlyman64@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 18 pts · 353d
idiomaddict@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 354d
I donāt get the shorts
NoForwardslashS@sopuli.xyz · 33 pts · 354d
Not much point in wearing fishnets if you hide your legs.
IAmNorRealTakeYourMeds@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 354d
I'm sorry, need help finding them?
Eheran@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 354d
Captain?