Why modify it? .... a good hard crusty baguette is deadly enough. If you crack it just right, the sharp edges are hard enough to cut open skin and flesh.
Take two baguettes. Cut one in half and carve a slot inside of it. Carve the other with a protrusion in the form of a knife to go into the slot. Harden in the oven while using garlic butter with fine herbs to create a razor edge. Sharpen with a whetstone.
Then you can not only stab cops but soften it up in soup and eat the evidence.
I know a guy that nearly lost its thumb because of a baguette. A piece of the crust stuck under its nail. He didn't paid attention at first, but it begins to become infected and necrotic. Ended up in the hospital for surgery and antibiotics.
The one positive thing you could say about the bread products around him was that they were probably as edible now as they were on the day they were baked. Forged was a better term. Dwarf bread was made as a meal of last resort and also as a weapon
the photo was taken at the shop Chaise Longue, a chain which specialises in humorous and original collections of household items and gifts. The product, called “Baguette knife” can be seen on the Chaise Longue website.
A price label is clearly visible next to the baguette in one of the pictures shared on social media saying “Une graine dans le bocal piment” (“A seed in the jar – chilli”), which is the name of a Chaise Longue product. It is a jar of chilli seeds, which is part of a range of different types of seeds in jars.
44 Comments
lime@feddit.nu · 151 pts · 356d
somebody brought the pain
bobs_monkey@lemmy.zip · 25 pts · 355d
gbzm@piefed.social · 12 pts · 355d
The tweet is a lie, the photo is from a novelty shop (thx falcunculus@jlai.lu)
https://www.reuters.com/article/world/fact-check-knife-concealed-in-baguette-is-from-french-novelty-shop-not-weapon-c-idUSKBN2781KE/
LillyPip@lemmy.ca · 145 pts · 356d
Violence baguettes violence.
workerONE@lemmy.world · 46 pts · 356d
ininewcrow@lemmy.ca · 56 pts · 356d
Why modify it? .... a good hard crusty baguette is deadly enough. If you crack it just right, the sharp edges are hard enough to cut open skin and flesh.
Ryktes@lemmy.world · 29 pts · 356d
Shit, you get one with a good enough crust and it'll club a motherfucker into the ground like a fence post.
ordnance_qf_17_pounder@reddthat.com · 24 pts · 356d
SereneSadie@lemmy.myserv.one · 1 pts · 355d
"The food here is..."
THWACK THWACK THWACK
"...weapons-grade."
Grimy@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 355d
Take two baguettes. Cut one in half and carve a slot inside of it. Carve the other with a protrusion in the form of a knife to go into the slot. Harden in the oven while using garlic butter with fine herbs to create a razor edge. Sharpen with a whetstone.
Then you can not only stab cops but soften it up in soup and eat the evidence.
ininewcrow@lemmy.ca · 7 pts · 355d
mmmmm ... radicalization and violence never sounded so delicious
Cop gets stabbed in the arm .... 'OH MY GOD, I'VE BEEN STABBED ... ???? .... ooooo, garlic butter!'
Rooster326@programming.dev · 6 pts · 355d
So you can dual wield.
Baguette.
Breaguette knife.
Akimbo
borokov@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 355d
I know a guy that nearly lost its thumb because of a baguette. A piece of the crust stuck under its nail. He didn't paid attention at first, but it begins to become infected and necrotic. Ended up in the hospital for surgery and antibiotics.
Never underestimate the baguette.
Knock_Knock_Lemmy_In@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 355d
ooterness@lemmy.world · 38 pts · 355d
It's a bread knife.
Mubelotix@jlai.lu · 7 pts · 355d
A bread knife must have teeth
dumbass@aussie.zone · 10 pts · 355d
They never said it was a good bread knife.
S_H_K@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 1 pts · 354d
Fair enough have a good day ahead.
huquad@lemmy.ml · 32 pts · 356d
Somebody touch my baguette!
Mr_Fish@lemmy.world · 29 pts · 356d
Wait til that "assault with a deli weapon" guy hears about this
sdcSpade@lemmy.zip · 21 pts · 355d
Add a gun and it's a Bayoguette.
brap@lemmy.world · 17 pts · 356d
Hon hon hon
chelatna@sh.itjust.works · 16 pts · 356d
Diplomjodler3@lemmy.world · 16 pts · 356d
I never leave my house without my tactical assault baguette!
Grass@sh.itjust.works · 16 pts · 355d
the baguette outfit in clair obscur finally makes sense
NigelFrobisher@aussie.zone · 4 pts · 355d
It always made sense.
altphoto@lemmy.today · 1 pts · 355d
Baguette! Haa haarrr grr!
Baguette!
Passerby6497@lemmy.world · 13 pts · 355d
Oh wow, I've never seen a stabaguette before!
Lulzagna@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 355d
Bruchetti
MissJinx@lemmy.world · 12 pts · 355d
hon hon homicide
UltraMagnus0001@lemmy.world · 11 pts · 356d
Were they riding a bicycle with a basket in front?
Blackout@fedia.io · 10 pts · 356d
There were shuriken in the croissants as well
Agent641@lemmy.world · 10 pts · 355d
Le pain!
stringere@sh.itjust.works · 2 pts · 354d
This deserves more upvotes.
kn33@lemmy.world · 10 pts · 356d
That is aggressively French
hoshikarakitaridia@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 356d
Portable Guillotine. I love quick access revolté tools.
DickFiasco@sh.itjust.works · 7 pts · 356d
The French have mastered protest and revolution.
Qwaffle_waffle@sh.itjust.works · 7 pts · 355d
Mmm, this one has got quite a sharp taste. I'll take three.
Lexam@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 356d
I love that they gave it a crumb as well.
cley_faye@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 355d
Remember this meme: "you mess with Ratatouille, you get Stabatouille".
gbzm@piefed.social · 3 pts · 356d
"Une graine dans le bocal piment" ?
falcunculus@jlai.lu · 5 pts · 355d
https://www.reuters.com/article/world/fact-check-knife-concealed-in-baguette-is-from-french-novelty-shop-not-weapon-c-idUSKBN2781KE/
gbzm@piefed.social · 2 pts · 355d
Merci pour Le fact-check
fubarx@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 356d
Picnic-ready, self-contained baguette. Comes with a way to cut it. The other end (off camera) contains foil-wrapped cheese wedges.
Pain vraiment complet.
Guilvareux@feddit.uk · 1 pts · 355d
That’s sure to get a rise outta the police
iAvicenna@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 355d
plausible deniability: I was just cutting a baguette (to be read in French accent)