Religious diversity

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cRazi_man@europe.pub · 92 pts · 320d (6 replies)

Do you realise that cats consider themselves to be god? That's their religion. Cats are the diety.

RampantParanoia2365@lemmy.world · 19 pts · 320d (5 replies)

And God doesn't get stockings? What's even the point, then? God...

AngryCommieKender@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 320d (1 reply)

When did stockings go from being large wool sock like things, to being tights without a waist/crotch area?

AFKBRBChocolate@lemmy.ca · 9 pts · 319d

A "stok" or "stocc" was there lower part of a post or tree trunk in middle/old English. It became the name for any close-fitting garment that covered the foot and lower leg (stok of a person). So really it's not that the name went from being one thing to being another, it's that both the things you mention fit the definition.

The other part of the answer to your question is the development of knitting machines able to create stockings from fine cotton or silk thread made the second type of thing more attainable.

HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 319d (2 replies)

No, the gods get cream and salmon on holidays

RampantParanoia2365@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 318d (1 reply)

A cream sauce, or just straight milk fat?

HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 318d

straight milk fat the gods enjoy diarrhea

CmdrShepard49@sh.itjust.works · 83 pts · 320d (8 replies)

This is hilarious and mom probably wants an excuse to enjoy Christmas just like us atheists and agnostics do (decorating and gifts).

Sabata11792@ani.social · 18 pts · 320d (5 replies)

But those are the worst parts. I just want dinner and to see grandma while she still kicking.

RampantParanoia2365@lemmy.world · 19 pts · 320d (4 replies)

Ok, I'll take your gifts thanks.

Sabata11792@ani.social · 21 pts · 320d (3 replies)

OK but you got to get my mom something nice.

RampantParanoia2365@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 319d

I can do that. I live near a World Market, which is like a Toys R' Us for old people.

0ops@piefed.zip · 5 pts · 319d (1 reply)

Way, way ahead of you

nyctre@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 319d

No, it doesn't count as a gift. Even tho she screamed when she got it.

realitista@lemmus.org · 14 pts · 320d (1 reply)

I only celebrate the pagan celebrations like the Yule tree, Spring celebration of the goddess Eostre, etc. Fortunately that's where the roots of all the good stuff like Christmas trees (Yule log), Santa (Odin), and Easter bunny come from, so reall Christianity doesn't figure into the equation at all.

HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 319d

I like burning the yule goat. Me and the wife are little pyros, maybe that has something to do with it

schnurrito@discuss.tchncs.de · 68 pts · 319d (3 replies)

I usually suspect cats of being communists (thus, probably atheists), given they won't shut up about Mao.

DragonTypeWyvern@midwest.social · 9 pts · 319d

You can be a theistic Marxist, such as cats who obviously worship and act on Bast's behalf

Arondeus@lemmy.ca · 7 pts · 319d

Thought I was in dad jokes for a second. Well played! 😂

portuga@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 319d

Nah, cats are buddhist. See how they dgaf? That’s a sure tell

(But that was a nice pun)

sugar_in_your_tea@sh.itjust.works · 24 pts · 319d (2 replies)

Christmas isn't even really religious anyway. My Hindu and Buddhist friends love Christmas, and they don't care whatsoever about Jesus.

Knock_Knock_Lemmy_In@lemmy.world · 12 pts · 319d

Look at how much of Christmas doesn't involve the birth of Jesus.

  • Mistletoe
  • Gingerbread
  • Grinch
  • Santa
  • Elves
  • Flying reindeer
  • Trees and decorations
  • Yule logs
  • Crackers
  • Stocking
  • Cards
  • All the food and drink
  • Office parties
  • Consumer sales

Etc.

MonkderVierte@lemmy.zip · 9 pts · 319d

Same for japanese, if manga and anime are any indication.

Human just needs a winter gorge and christmas has a nice concept. Call it yulfest if you want.

devolution@lemmy.world · 23 pts · 320d

Your mom is correct. Not acknowledging Catsgiving is offensive.

RickyRigatoni@retrolemmy.com · 21 pts · 319d (2 replies)

No catholic jokes? Really?

Stamets@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 18 pts · 319d

Too low a bar. I only go after jokes that adults can walk under comfortably. What do I look like? A catholic priest?

Darnit. Broke my rule

Knock_Knock_Lemmy_In@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 319d

There was an old lady on my street with about 2 dozen feline pets. She was a Cataholic.

carotte@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 14 pts · 320d (1 reply)

its well known that most cats are catholic. i mean, it’s in the name

spinne@sh.itjust.works · 2 pts · 320d
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thesohoriots@lemmy.world · 9 pts · 320d

Cat-echism

UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 320d (5 replies)
ShaggySnacks@lemmy.myserv.one · 6 pts · 319d

When the Prophet (pbuh) wanted to get up and pray but his cat was sleeping on the sleeves of one of his robes; so he merely cut the sleeves off his clothing in order to not disturb the cat.

I can respect that. You never disturb a sleeping kitty.

captain_aggravated@sh.itjust.works · 4 pts · 319d

I'm pretty sure British Shorthairs are Anglican.

riot@fedia.io · 4 pts · 320d
MacNCheezus@lemmy.today · 2 pts · 319d (1 reply)

No they’re not, they’re Catholic. It’s literally in the name.

UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 319d

Cat-holics are people addicted to cats

miss_demeanour@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 6 pts · 320d

Catlick.

Maeve@kbin.earth · 5 pts · 320d

This is absolutely 🥰

Lushed_Lungfish@lemmy.ca · 3 pts · 319d

Cat: From the moment I understood the weakness of your flesh, it disgusted me.

DagwoodIII@piefed.social · 1 pts · 320d

Obviously cats are Jewish! Haven't you heard of a meownorah??