c/TheShitpostOffice · by TherapyGary@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 350d

I hope anon finds love

101 points · 9 comments · view on lemmy.world

9 Comments

masquenox@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 23 pts · 350d

point at her and try to do a huge burp

And they say romance is dead.

wesker@lemmy.sdf.org · 16 pts · 350d

Anon skipped the cat-call and instead made a chunder-blunder.

Drewmeister@lemmy.world · 13 pts · 350d

If only he had burped at her she would be his

wetbeardhairs@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 12 pts · 350d

Yes but was his projectile vomit's trajectory long enough to reach her? I hope he arched his back to point his mouth at the optimal 45 degrees upward for maximum horizontal travel.

sp3ctr4l@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 8 pts · 350d (2 replies)

holy shit this is amazing, i am actually in tears trying to imagine this scene, ahahahah!

TherapyGary@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 7 pts · 350d (1 reply)

Thanks, I made it up lol

sp3ctr4l@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 3 pts · 350d

Its like something that would happen in a prequel to SuperBad, hahahah!

lka1988@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 8 pts · 350d

She looks 14.

Hopefully anon isn't a pedo.

Akasazh@feddit.nl · 1 pts · 350d

Once anon find love they stop being anon