Why do they go for the "I, Robot" look for the robots? I wouldn't be able to keep going. I'd be waiting for my sexbot to turn around and give me the flat "No."

SnotFlickerman@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 5 pts · 347d

They need to be going to the same place Weird Al got his robot girlfriend. Va va voom!

SnotFlickerman@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 22 pts · 347d

Here I am, brain the size of a planet, and they ask me to make you cum. Call that job satisfaction? 'Cause I don't.

Robot definitely looks like he's channeling Marvin here.

morto@piefed.social · 21 pts · 347d (1 reply)

Those kind of "aged like milk" news are a great sort of memento mori reminding us that we should always be skeptical of tech news articles making speculative claims

rumschlumpel@feddit.org · 19 pts · 347d

This lesson would hit home more if the publication was at least a little bit credible in general ... there's more truth in a The Onion article than in the Sun.

MyNameIsRichard@lemmy.ml · 8 pts · 347d

Yeah, but it's in the scum so it's unlikely to be true

ThunderQueen@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 347d

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expatriado@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 347d

just another empty promise

Cevilia@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 7 pts · 347d

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somerandomperson@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 5 pts · 346d

clanker

jared@mander.xyz · 2 pts · 347d

Sex Robot