You do not let the fae win. They have to win earnestly and legitimately for it to count. If you let them win, they'll do horrible shit to you because you didn't play the game correctly.
It's okay if he runs away, that's fine. Just don't, like, lay down and ball up or something or else he's gonna get his fucking skull caved in by a hoof.
Alternatively, the bottom commenter could have meant the derogatory interpretation of "fairy," and was trying to inform OP that it was simply a gay guy wanting to make sweet love...
I have a deer outside my place that I call The Antichrist. I first encountered it while walking home at 3am and it hissed at me from inside a hedge.
Then it ate my tomatoes repeatedly, physically breaking the cages I'd used to attempt to prevent that. Then it stared at me through my window while peeing loudly (and breathing heavily) in another hedge. Sometimes I look outside and it's out there on its hind legs trying to eat my land leech's apple trees. It ate a cedar tree to death (they do not usually eat those) and I witnessed it eviscerate a small rhododendron with its antlers.
I know it's the same deer because it's fucking massive, blind in one eye, and walks with a limp. That and the evil. Most deer hold only hunger behind their eyes, but the remaining eye of The Antichrist is a well for something much more sinister.
Okay, but the fae like live underground in big fancy halls where there's always a party and they're always trying to get impregnated by human guys. (I guess there's some sort of fae agenda going on).
So, like, if you're a dude, just follow the deer to the magic hole and BAM! all-you-can-eat fairyland orgy. The deer might turn into a hot fairy chick or introduce you to his sisters. You just can't ever leave and they get your soul.
21 Comments
TheReturnOfPEB@reddthat.com · 30 pts · 349d
My only advice: Let the friend of Artemis win.
bizarroland@lemmy.world · 37 pts · 349d
No, no.
No.
You do not let the fae win. They have to win earnestly and legitimately for it to count. If you let them win, they'll do horrible shit to you because you didn't play the game correctly.
It's okay if he runs away, that's fine. Just don't, like, lay down and ball up or something or else he's gonna get his fucking skull caved in by a hoof.
TheReturnOfPEB@reddthat.com · 12 pts · 349d
You want to get all Iphigenia-ed up ... have at. I'll be on the beach awaiting a smoky breeze.
Kolanaki@pawb.social · 10 pts · 349d
Fuck letting it win. That's why we invented shotguns. Make some Hot Cheeto venison.
SnoringEarthworm@sh.itjust.works · 20 pts · 349d
The trick with Artemis is to not be a man.
snooggums@piefed.world · 9 pts · 349d
Oh no.
atomicorange@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 349d
RIP in peace
SanctimoniousApe@lemmings.world · 15 pts · 349d
Alternatively, the bottom commenter could have meant the derogatory interpretation of "fairy," and was trying to inform OP that it was simply a gay guy wanting to make sweet love...
hedge_lord@lemmy.world · 14 pts · 348d
I have a deer outside my place that I call The Antichrist. I first encountered it while walking home at 3am and it hissed at me from inside a hedge.
Then it ate my tomatoes repeatedly, physically breaking the cages I'd used to attempt to prevent that. Then it stared at me through my window while peeing loudly (and breathing heavily) in another hedge. Sometimes I look outside and it's out there on its hind legs trying to eat my land leech's apple trees. It ate a cedar tree to death (they do not usually eat those) and I witnessed it eviscerate a small rhododendron with its antlers.
I know it's the same deer because it's fucking massive, blind in one eye, and walks with a limp. That and the evil. Most deer hold only hunger behind their eyes, but the remaining eye of The Antichrist is a well for something much more sinister.
Rozauhtuno@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 11 pts · 349d
Voices of the Void event.
asokel@ohai.social · 2 pts · 335d
@Rozauhtuno @ickplant happened to me the other day
HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world · 9 pts · 348d
LemmyKnowsBest@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 349d
AAAGGH when will y'all learn to use dark mode?! AAGH my burning eyes! I ain't gonna look directly into that full-blazing sun.
Juice@midwest.social · 8 pts · 348d
Relevant Nichijou
explodicle@sh.itjust.works · 3 pts · 348d
This is culture
hedge_lord@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 348d
This might be the best thing I've seen in a month
Juice@midwest.social · 3 pts · 348d
The whole show is 10/10
Machinist@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 349d
Okay, but the fae like live underground in big fancy halls where there's always a party and they're always trying to get impregnated by human guys. (I guess there's some sort of fae agenda going on).
So, like, if you're a dude, just follow the deer to the magic hole and BAM! all-you-can-eat fairyland orgy. The deer might turn into a hot fairy chick or introduce you to his sisters. You just can't ever leave and they get your soul.
IDK, that don't sound so bad.
RBWells@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 348d
Wait, I want the original story. Who can outrun a deer over a quarter mile, how fast is this guy?
MithranArkanere@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 349d
Don't engage with the fairy. Any form of reaction or interaction will only encurage them.
Ceruleum@lemmy.wtf · 3 pts · 348d
That's fair.