::: spoiler scription
>Be at Swedish ship cruise
>haven't defecated in a week week
>shit at least three giant python in the toilet
>try to flush
>not working.jpg
>panic
>try to flush again but shit doesn't flush
>look for a cleaner lady in the hallway
>Swedish is really bad so grab the hand of cleaner, and take her to the bathroom
>try to flush and say "titta"(watch in english) while push flush button
>shit goes quite normally away to sewer
:::
titta... slosh
21 Comments
xxce2AAb@feddit.dk · 58 pts · 339d
A lot of unfortunate decisions were made quick succession.
M137@lemmy.world · 53 pts · 339d
The toilet remembers the things she's done to it so her presence literally scared the shit out of it.
And this is extra funny as a Swede.
SaharaMaleikuhm@feddit.org · 4 pts · 339d
Why? What's going on up there?
dellish@lemmy.world · 12 pts · 339d
Not much else, clearly.
RightHandOfIkaros@lemmy.world · 32 pts · 339d
Everyone has that moment when you ask someone to verify there is a problem with something, only for it to work perfectly when they are watching and make you look like a moron in the process.
crazycraw@crazypeople.online · 16 pts · 339d
yes. titta.
Dasus@lemmy.world · 15 pts · 338d
I'm 110% sure this isn't a joke, as I've been on those boats and seen way heavier shit. Literally and metaphorically.
Flax_vert@feddit.uk · 14 pts · 339d
Reminds me when my lazy rabbit wouldn't move when I was nudging him to wake up, so I run to get my dad, come back and he's sitting up and eating hay.
Imgonnatrythis@sh.itjust.works · 12 pts · 339d
It's better with friends.
lessthanluigi@lemmy.sdf.org · 12 pts · 339d
Problem solves itself!
jacecomix@sh.itjust.works · 10 pts · 338d
god i forgot about this one
made me spit all over my laptop
Davel23@fedia.io · 9 pts · 339d
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UIL9CiUDHp0
lessthanluigi@lemmy.sdf.org · 12 pts · 339d
He stole that story from this greentext and made the restaurant thing up
/s
red_bull_of_juarez@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 10 pts · 339d
This is an ancient joke. I don't remember exactly where I heard it first, but it was definitely before Whitehall told it on Graham Norton.
matti@sopuli.xyz · 4 pts · 339d
Yeah I first heard this as a kid in the 90s. Jokes get recycled a lot.
WanderWisley@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 338d
False! Anon doesn’t have the funds to go on a cruise let alone the ability to talk to someone if their shit clogs the toilet.
UltraGiGaGigantic@lemmy.ml · 2 pts · 332d
observe
AI_toothbrush@lemmy.zip · -13 pts · 339d
This should be marked nsfw, i dont want this on my feed in public
Buddahriffic@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 338d
Nope, from this day forward, you will be known as the guy reading the comic about the poopy toilet to some randos on your bus.
AI_toothbrush@lemmy.zip · 4 pts · 338d
The titta part doesnt help as i live in sweden
RightHandOfIkaros@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 336d
This kinda reminds me of "We got a Dodgson over here!"