Once, with a bunch of friends and a mighty hangover, I managed to stumble into the European championship for armwrestling.
I've never seen so many guys together looking like Quagmire when he discovered online porn before, nor since.
That was one weird, but also very fun experience. 5/7, would do again
Oh man, it's real. And they wear tight leather pants. And every other photo online shows a guy with his hands inside the other guys tight leather pants.
Getting your hands inside your opponent's trousers is genuinely the strategy because it's just about the only way to get an actual hold on them when everything is covered in oil
It should also be noted that the competitors specifically oil each other up before the bout
It’s weird how much toxic masculinity ideas like this (“lol gay!”) are just as easily projected from a pro-gay as homophobic viewpoint. It’s the same picture.
24 Comments
lolrightythen@lemmy.world · 20 pts · 324d
Very much true in my experience. I could have done without the spandex, though.
axexrx@lemmy.world · 15 pts · 324d
Before spandex was invented, they did it naked.
snooggums@piefed.world · 13 pts · 324d
Naked arm wrestling is just competitive hand jobs.
lolrightythen@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 324d
Now that's what I'm talking about!
HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 324d
the spandex was/is for the crowd's benefit not yours
WeeneyTodd@lemmy.world · 17 pts · 324d
Once, with a bunch of friends and a mighty hangover, I managed to stumble into the European championship for armwrestling. I've never seen so many guys together looking like Quagmire when he discovered online porn before, nor since. That was one weird, but also very fun experience. 5/7, would do again
Kolanaki@pawb.social · 12 pts · 324d
Men let women and children escape first in an emergency so they can hang back and make out with each other.
HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 324d
Right. "Make out". I've been doing this wrong apparently.
Ibaudia@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 323d
Shit, we have a leaker guys.
dejected_warp_core@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 323d
Unintended pun?
minorkeys@lemmy.world · 10 pts · 324d
Why women gotta make everything sexual?
hellothere@sh.itjust.works · 8 pts · 324d
BJJ takes it to the next level.
Skua@kbin.earth · 10 pts · 324d
The true pinnacle of homoerotic combat sport is and always will be Turkish oil wrestling
Tollana1234567@lemmy.today · 1 pts · 323d
before that was wrestling greek/roman times.
Aljernon@lemmy.today · 1 pts · 323d
Oh man, it's real. And they wear tight leather pants. And every other photo online shows a guy with his hands inside the other guys tight leather pants.
Skua@kbin.earth · 2 pts · 323d
Getting your hands inside your opponent's trousers is genuinely the strategy because it's just about the only way to get an actual hold on them when everything is covered in oil
It should also be noted that the competitors specifically oil each other up before the bout
sundray@lemmus.org · 7 pts · 324d
When men hold hands they both win.
hexdream@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 324d
Hey, why is there grunting sounds coming from bob's house. Isnt he single? Oh, hes just practicing arm wrestling with jack...
But_my_mom_says_im_cool@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 323d
Men invented football so they could shower together and smack each others asses
Cevilia@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 2 pts · 324d
NigelFrobisher@aussie.zone · 2 pts · 323d
It’s weird how much toxic masculinity ideas like this (“lol gay!”) are just as easily projected from a pro-gay as homophobic viewpoint. It’s the same picture.
cupcakezealot@piefed.blahaj.zone · 1 pts · 323d
this really puts sylvester stallone's masterpiece over the top in a whole new light
ezeno789@piefed.social · 1 pts · 324d
She knew too much...😨
chuckleslord@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 324d
And over-torque their humerus, causing a nasty break.
lightnsfw@reddthat.com · 1 pts · 323d
Gonna start telling the dude that always asks me to arm wrestle that I don't want to hold hands with him.