If the butthole had evolved in a place you could see, hemorrhoids wouldn't exist NSFW

We flinch when a fist is coming towards us. Imagine the immediate instinctual response you would have evolved to seeing your butt come out of your butt

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village604@adultswim.fan · 33 pts · 338d (1 reply)

OP, what do you think a hemorrhoid is?

ImgurRefugee114@reddthat.com · 12 pts · 338d

Hemerrhoids hold the poop like balls store pee

slakje@piefed.social · 25 pts · 338d (2 replies)
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BCOVertigo@lemmy.world · 14 pts · 338d

Maybe OP is describing a prolasped rectum, where some intestine is pushed out, rather than a hemorrhoid like you describe.

village604@adultswim.fan · 2 pts · 338d

Not to mention that not all hemorrhoids are external.

enbipanic@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 12 pts · 338d (2 replies)

I certainly don't flinch when I see a fist coming towards my butt

Chozo@fedia.io · 13 pts · 338d (1 reply)

I didn't flinch, but I do bite down on the pillow.

200ok@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 337d

I haven't truly laughed out loud at a comment in a while. Thank you.

MantisToboggon@lazysoci.al · 10 pts · 338d

people still have gross teeth now and you can see those ...

Kolanaki@pawb.social · 2 pts · 337d

Reflections have existed, presumably, longer than humans and I don't know abiut you, but I can use a reflection to see my butthole and I still sometimes get hemorrhoids. 🤷‍♂️

Seeing your butt cone out of your butt

Uh... What do you think hemorrhoids are? 🤨