Trump to visit Walter Reed for ‘routine yearly checkup’, the second since April

Walter Reed doctors asked the president to come in so they and their colleagues could try to understand how he’s in such amazing shape. He’s the most healthy specimen that they’ve seen and many people are saying so. He’s agreed to go because he wants to give the people the benefit of his rigor and strength. In a statement trump said, “They want to know how I do it. Who can blame them. I hear it all the time. ‘Sir, how do you manage to thrive like this? Sir, can we have some of it? And I say, ‘sure I guess’. Who am I to keep it all here? I mean I could, it’s my right as president. Some say I, you know many people are saying- I guess they call it ‘lonn gev itee’. I call it dongevity. Dongevity, can you believe it? Anyway, it’s what the people want.”

Well it’s certainly felt like more than a year since then.

His detractors don’t get it. The doctors just called him back for his second once a year exam to admire him. Trump is in unbelievably good health.

---

It’s Trump’s business acumen showing again. He gets his yearly checkups each calendar and each fiscal year.

---

Saying this is a check up is a cover story. The doctors obviously called him in to consult on a particularly tough case.

---

Yes, these are jokes. I hope president pudding brain remains cognizant enough to see all he built crumble, see his reputation ruined, his criminal enterprise dismantled, see his children jailed, to realize that he’s going to die before his political and criminal enemies, and that it all unfolds exceedingly quickly. Not all hopes are rational or possible, but I’ll accept any part of the above.

Every time I see any kind of official federal government announcement, I imagine it's being delivered by this lady:

Don't get too excited, very possible Trump just can't count.

What’s the spread? Fall of American democracy or death of Trump, which comes first? Seems neck and neck at the moment. I assume Draft kings has that bet set somewhere.

Anyone have the number for those Etsy witches?

Here's hoping it's good news.

Doctors could easily come to him. This is something more serious.

Fingers crossed.

Wishing him the worst 🙏

Still have no clue why this complete idiot (convicted) can do whatever he wants to do. For me this pukestain must be detained as soon as possible. (But clearly the American people are still confused, overwhelmed, stunned and incapable to stand up as a nation)....

I don't trust Americans anymore. {full stop}

I hope he leaves with a horrible case of MRSA

Go celebrate your "good health" with a few hamburgers and extra large fries... Extra mayo.

I guess dementia really is kicking in when you can't remember the year you're in any more.

They will be lying through their teeth again. Heck, they did not even get basic parameters like height right last time.

harm reduction doctors!

He must need to get cleared to fly to another country

Vote Hamberders 2026