c/onehundredninetysix · by Stamets@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 315dbuggy rule 539 points · 30 comments · view on lemmy.world
30 Comments
brap@lemmy.world · 37 pts · 315d
Alpha Male < Beta Male < Release Candidate Male < Full Release Male
I don’t see the appeal of being lowest tbh.
cRazi_man@europe.pub · 22 pts · 315d
Nightly/canary male: am I a joke to you?
Stamets@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 11 pts · 315d
You just made a lot of locktober participants really confused
IrateAnteater@sh.itjust.works · 12 pts · 315d
I'm already too old for newfangled internet things; the fuck is locktober?
BananaOnionJuice@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 7 pts · 315d
We sit and watch spin locks, file locks, row locks and table locks while roasting bugs on the fire.
Septimaeus@infosec.pub · 5 pts · 315d
BDSM flavored no fap November. Joke is the implication of submissive kinksters hearing that they have not only supplanted the alphas but that there have been even more categories of doms than they knew all along, leading to their confusion.
Siethron@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 315d
Alpha and production are the same though?
Jumuta@sh.itjust.works · 3 pts · 315d
1.0.0 male vs 1.0.4 (the bugs have been resolved) male
Dettweiler42@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 10 pts · 315d
Production male, sometimes called stable male. Use experimental male at your own risk.
Fourth@mander.xyz · 8 pts · 314d
Bluefalcon@discuss.tchncs.de · 6 pts · 314d
Alpha's are weak bitches. Real strengeth is saying sorry or excuse me. Challenge an Alpha and they will back down.
potoo22@programming.dev · 4 pts · 314d
"I don't make mistakes" = person incapable of personal growth. Their personal life story would just be cringe.
rustyfish@piefed.world · 6 pts · 314d
The full release male walking in:
Almacca@aussie.zone · 6 pts · 314d
I'm more like decades of legacy code duct taped together with an unintuitive u.i. trying to run on current hardware.
BrokenGlepnir@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 315d
Hu hu hu. I am no full release male, fools. I'm a six update patch male.
festnt@sh.itjust.works · 5 pts · 314d
i personally am a snapshot male
prex@aussie.zone · 1 pts · 314d
Snapshot from six months ago here.
pangea@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 4 pts · 314d
You just took me down the longest youtube rabbit hole. It's almost 4am and I just finally remembered why. Thank you
100_kg_90_de_belin@feddit.it · 4 pts · 314d
I'm fine with being a nightly male usable as a daily driver
ramble81@lemmy.zip · 3 pts · 315d
Alpha? Please… I’ve already gone Gold
MapleEngineer@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 314d
My wife called me a GA male because I'm such a slut.
nanoswarm9k@lemmus.org · 2 pts · 314d
cadre of genderless puppies. (edit: this is a puppylinux joke. mostly.)
Unlix86@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 1 pts · 314d
Woof?
nanoswarm9k@lemmus.org · 2 pts · 314d
🍖
Unlix86@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 1 pts · 314d
Woof c:
nanoswarm9k@lemmus.org · 2 pts · 314d
🍖🍖
Unlix86@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 1 pts · 313d
Woof woof woof c:
nanoswarm9k@lemmus.org · 2 pts · 312d
🍖🍖🍖🍖🍖
RaivoKulli@sopuli.xyz · 2 pts · 314d
I wonder what the LTS male is. Methuselah?
celeste@feddit.org · 1 pts · 314d
Lol