c/TheShitpostOffice · by Stamets@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 325dEvidence for the bros 145 points · 18 comments · view on lemmy.world
18 Comments
RickyRigatoni@retrolemmy.com · 53 pts · 325d
Women get to breastfeed their babies in public and everyone else is the asshole if they have a problem with it.
But when I get breastfed by a woman in public, suddenly it's "lewd conduct" and "indecent exposure". Baby privilege is real.
Icytrees@sh.itjust.works · 20 pts · 325d
If my buddy's hungry and I got a snack in my tits it'd be rude not to share.
RickyRigatoni@retrolemmy.com · 10 pts · 325d
Exactly.
pandapoo@sh.itjust.works · 9 pts · 325d
That is completely degenerate and you should feel a deep sense of shame.
At least be polite and stick to jerking off in the empty subway cars like the rest of us.
Or at least the mostly empty ones. Juet don't whip it out if there's more than three people.
eestileib@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 5 pts · 325d
I totally agree actually.
axexrx@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 325d
Its just as illegal for a baby to suck on ripples in public as an adult- its just not a crime minors can be charged for.
outhouseperilous@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 3 pts · 324d
Vile fucking ageism.
Edit: oh, so I should only be able to make a child suck on my nipples in public, and not a consenting adult? I'm discriminated against because I'm not a pedophile? Monsters.
SatansMaggotyCumFart@piefed.world · 30 pts · 325d
Woman should suck on my breasts so they can floss their teeth on my nipple hairs and prevent gum disease.
BCOVertigo@lemmy.world · 50 pts · 325d
Broadfern@lemmy.world · 19 pts · 325d
Only men? :’((
FlihpFlorp@piefed.zip · 17 pts · 325d
Anyone should have titty sucking privilege
But remember, and this is aimed at just you but everyone, it is titty sucking privlage not titty sucking right
outhouseperilous@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 4 pts · 324d
We should stage a protest. I'll be in Sacramento later this month.
KAtieTot@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 5 pts · 324d
Women should suck women's breasts
Aggravationstation@feddit.uk · 4 pts · 324d
Everybody should suck women's breasts.
Meron35@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 324d
Men should also get a prostate massage every month to reduce their risk of prostate cancer
Aggravationstation@feddit.uk · 1 pts · 324d
Combine the two to save time.
ArcaneSlime@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 1 pts · 324d
Or at least cum 21 times a month.
Pat_Riot@lemmy.today · 3 pts · 324d
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