Paralegals

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SnoringEarthworm@sh.itjust.works · 50 pts · 315d (2 replies)

I like when professionals can maintain kayfabe and still sneak in a little whimsy, as opposed to sneaking in heinous bullshit.

Use your (boring) powers for good.

Toribor@corndog.social · 16 pts · 315d

I write a lot of dry boring technical documentation and I try to sneak in jokes whenever possible and I get a lot of comments sometimes even years later when someone inevitably has need for it.

Gotta keep sane somehow.

echodot@feddit.uk · 3 pts · 314d

This must have been pre-trial because if a judge had been present they'd have stomped all over this little bit of whimsy because they are the most soulless people I've ever interacted with.

Terminus@lemmy.world · 39 pts · 315d

Purr-alegal

notsosure@sh.itjust.works · -48 pts · 315d (5 replies)

Why do most lawyers and legal employees have a sense of humor similar to used bath water?

three@lemmy.zip · 19 pts · 315d

Based fun-hater! You wanna come over to mine later? I need to clean my septic tank, it's gonna be horrible :) (but actually :( )

knightly@pawb.social · 16 pts · 315d

The formal working environment precludes such displays of frivolity.

Akasazh@feddit.nl · 2 pts · 314d

How many do you know personally?

LemmyKnowsBest@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 314d (1 reply)

Are you implying that your used bath water has no sense of humor??

My used bath water is friggin HILARIOUS.

rothaine@lemmy.zip · 2 pts · 314d

Omg yeah it is. Saw your bath water down at Chuckles last Saturday, great set, absolutely killed. Anyway congrats man