sleeping arulegments

transcription: sleeping arrangements for the homosexual couple: 80% bottom side, 20% tops side.

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17 Comments

Catoblepas@piefed.blahaj.zone · 39 pts · 349d (1 reply)

This is completely inaccurate. The bottom’s side needs at least 3 more pillows.

bobs_monkey@lemmy.zip · 12 pts · 349d

Quite so. And that right side in the image is generous at best.

ashestoashes@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 31 pts · 349d

this is just gender stereotypes with extra steps, kinda cringe ngl

thoughtfuldragon@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 29 pts · 349d (1 reply)

Finally I am recognized as a top

dharmacurious@slrpnk.net · 5 pts · 349d

Was gonna say, I had no idea I was a top. I'm 6'3, and [weight redacted], and I take up almost no room in the bed. Lol. I sleep in fetal position with a single pillow

DontTreadOnBigfoot@lemmy.world · 29 pts · 349d (1 reply)

This 100% applies to hetero couples, too

snoons@lemmy.ca · 2 pts · 348d

and cat owners

whysteria@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 26 pts · 349d

It’s for the body pillow and all the plushies too :3c

LuckingFurker@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 8 pts · 349d (3 replies)

I'm worth it though, right? 👉👈

fnrir@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 2 pts · 348d (2 replies)

You are. I'm not.

LuckingFurker@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 3 pts · 348d (1 reply)

Nuh uh 😘

fnrir@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 3 pts · 348d

Okay. F-Fine. >////<

Zier@fedia.io · 4 pts · 349d

And the problem is.....?

MrChewy@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 349d

I think I've been single for too long, I don't get it, help pls

AoxoMoxoA@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 348d

This is me and my dog. She will push me right off the fucking bed every night. It's insane , I can't figure out how she does it

cupcakezealot@piefed.blahaj.zone · 1 pts · 348d

am bottom accurate

Agent641@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 349d

You can fit a lot of bottoms in there!