c/programmer_humor · by Object@sh.itjust.works · 314d

crises into opportunities

558 points · 10 comments · view on lemmy.world

10 Comments

Diplomjodler3@lemmy.world · 63 pts · 314d (2 replies)

OP has management material written all over him.

Object@sh.itjust.works · 44 pts · 314d (1 reply)

we are devoted to our goals btw

Neondragon25@piefed.social · 14 pts · 314d

We hear you, and are listening. Thank you for your contribution.

db2@lemmy.world · 51 pts · 314d (1 reply)

Imagine the red side in the context of an expensive restaurant.

TropicalDingdong@lemmy.world · 28 pts · 314d

Jerry was so drunk he pissed in the lettuce chiller

try our grilled Romain lettuce with Tuscan brine

elvith@feddit.org · 37 pts · 314d (3 replies)

"we got a ransomware infection" vs. "Our data encryption got an upgrade"

Object@sh.itjust.works · 22 pts · 314d (1 reply)

Zero knowledge encryption

SkyeStarfall@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 4 pts · 313d

Time capsule for future society that can crack our encryption

tetris11@feddit.uk · 19 pts · 314d

"our homemade encryption got backdoored by some kid in Wisconsin"
vs
"we provide opportunities and support local labor initiatives"

pedz@lemmy.ca · 24 pts · 314d

Have you worked as a Customer Advocate for a hosting company at some point? Because that looks like the training material they showed me when I did this job.