Non-credible Inspiration: https://www.theverge.com/policy/798491/frog-portland-trump-national-guard (Archive version)
When Donald Trump’s administration issued orders to send the National Guard into Portland, Oregon, a person in a frog balloon suit showed up at the city’s ICE facility, where protesters had gathered. After the frog humped the air in front of a throng of federal law enforcement — many dressed in head-to-toe camo with military-grade helmets, gas masks, and riot shields — the feds slowly began to retreat. What else could they do? A soldier knows what to do when they encounter another soldier. But an air-humping frog?
21 Comments
DERRALEXANO@sh.itjust.works · 59 pts · 297d
Casualties and losses: rule of law and American sanity
psx_crab@lemmy.zip · 28 pts · 297d
And the dignity of Federal Agent
ignotum@lemmy.world · 16 pts · 297d
How could they lose something they never had?
psx_crab@lemmy.zip · 9 pts · 297d
It just get into negative realm.
Rentlar@lemmy.ca · 40 pts · 297d
::: spoiler Wake up babe, new military intel just dropped...
From The Verge article:
ICastFist@programming.dev · 19 pts · 297d
We truly live in a society
general_kitten@sopuli.xyz · 8 pts · 297d
can someone explain what "aura farming" means?
vateso5074@lemmy.world · 13 pts · 297d
jaybone@lemmy.zip · 4 pts · 297d
Sounds like something you might do at the crystal convention. Probably RFK’s brainworm uses it to make important health care decisions.
Flax_vert@feddit.uk · 2 pts · 296d
I studied each cell of this table intensely
hellfire103@lemmy.ca · 33 pts · 297d
I love how Kristi Noem doesn't have a page, but the Air-Humping Frog does.
Klear@quokk.au · 9 pts · 297d
I was going to say she doesn't meet the notability criteria, but her quality of "not able" is through the roof...
WanderWisley@lemmy.world · 26 pts · 297d
A weapon to surpass metal gear!
ICastFist@programming.dev · 20 pts · 297d
Welcome to The Onion Live, population: the entirety of 'murica
Rentlar@lemmy.ca · 9 pts · 296d
YouTube link to that interview
wizardbeard@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 19 pts · 296d
Don't underestimate the tactical power of humping the air while dressed weird. So many modern leaders ignore the sheer stopping power of "being weird AF bro"
Once in college, armed with assorted mismatched costume equipment, a bunch of bananas hanging from the front of my belt, and socks with sandals, my sensual thrusts nearly caused the enemy supply chain to take out their own forces (a pizza delivery car saw me shakin what the manic episode gave me and almost swerved up onto the opposite busy sidewalk).
TheBat@lemmy.world · 18 pts · 297d
Maelvie@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 17 pts · 297d
"colorized" :)
ramenshaman@lemmy.world · 17 pts · 297d
The frog costume is sold out
Grey@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 4 pts · 295d
Gotta add the naked bikers now
Flax_vert@feddit.uk · 2 pts · 296d
What does the blue line say
imsufferableninja@sh.itjust.works · 3 pts · 296d
Government property do not cross, I think
ol_capt_joe@piefed.ee · 2 pts · 294d
Passersby*
I think the Trump administration is full of children who should have been left behind. Thanks, Bush!