you misunderstand. a Skeloton is a spooky stationary bike that steals your data, but it's very expensive. You could buy a knockoff skelaton, but it's more economical, privacy-protecting, and environmentally friendly to just use a dead body you already have lying around.
Happened at least once sometime within the last decade, a dead body hanging from a tree in October, took at least a week for people to realize it wasn't just a spooky decoration 😳
Why are you hiding under your bed?
Just sleep on the bed like a normal person.
(jk - false/sarcastic gatekeeping for comedic purposes, do whatever floats you goat skeleton)
18 Comments
NeilBru@lemmy.world · 16 pts · 320d
skeleton
oddlyqueer@lemmy.ml · 12 pts · 320d
you misunderstand. a Skeloton is a spooky stationary bike that steals your data, but it's very expensive. You could buy a knockoff skelaton, but it's more economical, privacy-protecting, and environmentally friendly to just use a dead body you already have lying around.
Evil_Shrubbery@thelemmy.club · 1 pts · 320d
Just get a human skeleton & ride it like god intended!
(It still steals you data, but it's for Mr Satan, so you get your hell more personalized & cozy.)
joyjoy@lemmy.zip · 7 pts · 320d
After the bodies in your basement decompose, don't forget to move the skeletons to your closet.
Apeman42@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 320d
What's this subliminal antivax meme shit going on in the skeleton image?
Jordan117@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 320d
What's with the cringe meme in the background? "Injured thousands of people with vaccines"?
Exusia@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 320d
You know as a thumbnail i never even saw the meme behind it
E- Looks like its some form of "eat the rich" mockery?
Shady_Shiroe@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 320d
Is that how you can get away with murder? Dress up in a costume when transporting body, if people ask, say it is for a halloween prank
LemmyKnowsBest@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 319d
Happened at least once sometime within the last decade, a dead body hanging from a tree in October, took at least a week for people to realize it wasn't just a spooky decoration 😳
Exusia@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 319d
I think there was a Simpsons joke similar to this on their Sublemmy a few days ago with the mafia dumping "yard trimmings'
medicsofanarchy@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 320d
Yeah, like I'm busting up the concrete again.
Uri@infosec.pub · 2 pts · 320d
I actually have an actual human skeleton under my bed right now. Seriously not joking.
Evil_Shrubbery@thelemmy.club · 2 pts · 320d
Why are you hiding under your bed?
Just sleep on the bed like a normal person.
(jk - false/sarcastic gatekeeping for comedic purposes, do whatever floats you goat skeleton)
beveradb@sh.itjust.works · 2 pts · 320d
Why? Shouldn't they be standing upright in the corner of whatever room one enters when they come through your front door??
Uri@infosec.pub · 2 pts · 320d
People gets freaked out when they see it. At first it was even taking away my sleep.
Evil_Shrubbery@thelemmy.club · 2 pts · 320d
The dead bodies in the basement won't stop dancing (kinda lewdly at that).
I won't have that displayed to the public, this is a respectable household.
I'll just have to source a local rich person instead, they are always in stock lately.
Eldritch@piefed.world · 1 pts · 320d
This is a message Demented are Go could really get behind.
bubblybubbles@lemmy.ml · -3 pts · 320d
We were supposed to keep them in the basement?? That would have been SO much easier ha ha!