I made a joke on a zoom meeting and nobody laughed
Turns out Iβm not remotely funny
Edit:
Also, if your org has agentic summaries turned on, have some fun with it: join the meeting a few minutes early; the agent should join with you. Then start screaming about how the titanic is sinking, or the mongol hordes are invading, or that the Dominion has cut off supplies at AR 558, or the borg have broken through to sector 001, or the emus have broken the line and all is lost⦠you get the idea. This makes the post-meeting generated summary much more entertaining.
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gravitas_deficiency@sh.itjust.works · 146 pts · 316d
I made a joke on a zoom meeting and nobody laughed
Turns out Iβm not remotely funny
Edit:
Also, if your org has agentic summaries turned on, have some fun with it: join the meeting a few minutes early; the agent should join with you. Then start screaming about how the titanic is sinking, or the mongol hordes are invading, or that the Dominion has cut off supplies at AR 558, or the borg have broken through to sector 001, or the emus have broken the line and all is lost⦠you get the idea. This makes the post-meeting generated summary much more entertaining.
noxypaws@pawb.social · 18 pts · 315d
standing ovation
RaivoKulli@sopuli.xyz · 3 pts · 315d
Can't stand up when remote working
Lemmyoutofhere@lemmy.ca · 4 pts · 315d
Maybe you should put on pants.
RaivoKulli@sopuli.xyz · 3 pts · 315d
Way to ruin WFH
FenrirIII@lemmy.world · 11 pts · 315d
I've seen this joke 4 times yesterday
gravitas_deficiency@sh.itjust.works · 19 pts · 315d
sheogorath@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 315d
They've mitigated this by having the note taking starts at the time of the meeting ΰ²₯β βΏβ ΰ²₯
icelimit@lemmy.ml · 2 pts · 314d
Book people in for 3 minutes before the hour. They'll assume it was a mistake.
xavier666@lemmy.umucat.day · 6 pts · 316d
I will have to try this!!
Jankatarch@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 315d
"remotely" funny you say?
bitjunkie@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 314d
Lommy@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 315d
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slaacaa@lemmy.world · 50 pts · 315d
My record is 21 laughing heads and a football emoji.
I refuse to elaborate further.
pineapplelover@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 5 pts · 315d
Football joke?
CluckN@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 315d
You both work at the same Applebees?
Little8Lost@lemmy.world · 39 pts · 316d
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badcommandorfilename@lemmy.world · 16 pts · 316d
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godrik@lemmy.world · 34 pts · 315d
"anyway, so I told them I was working and everybody just bursted out laughing"
dumbass@aussie.zone · 31 pts · 316d
I just make my boss hate me in teams.
thespcicifcocean@lemmy.world · 39 pts · 316d
i can do that without teams. amateur.
dumbass@aussie.zone · 9 pts · 316d
Same, I just like that I can do it while he's sitting at home, he keeps saying I need to go the extra mile.
xavier666@lemmy.umucat.day · 10 pts · 316d
If I go any more extra miles and I'll be at the door-step of a different company
LodeMike@lemmy.today · 31 pts · 316d
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halvar@lemy.lol · 30 pts · 316d
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vatlark@lemmy.world · 29 pts · 316d
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psx_crab@lemmy.zip · 29 pts · 316d
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pet1t@lemmy.world · 29 pts · 316d
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elvith@feddit.org · 26 pts · 316d
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KeenFlame@feddit.nu · 14 pts · 316d
Don't leave us hanging bro, we are down bad for more of that excellence and you're just teasing us!
BremboTheFourth@piefed.ca · 21 pts · 316d
Sorry, the joke is company property
elvith@feddit.org · 3 pts · 315d
My boss makes a dollar
and I just a dime
that's why I post jokes
on company time
KeenFlame@feddit.nu · 1 pts · 315d
I'm going to rage against the machine if you don't unionize and take the power back
QuinnyCoded@sh.itjust.works · 10 pts · 315d
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AreaKode@lemmy.world · 10 pts · 316d
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xavier666@lemmy.umucat.day · 4 pts · 315d
Do you want to get called by HR? Because that's how you get called by HR
AreaKode@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 314d
Lemmy has an HR department...
Zozano@aussie.zone · 9 pts · 316d
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PixellatedDave@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 316d
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