Good question. Richard could also go by Chard.

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teft@startrek.website · 27 pts · 2y (5 replies)

Because then you'll sound like a dipshit like Christophers who go by Toph.

Deceptichum@kbin.social · 30 pts · 2y (3 replies)

Christopher Beifong.

teft@startrek.website · 10 pts · 2y (2 replies)

She is the one exception.

TeddE@lemmy.world · 16 pts · 2y (1 reply)

Got it. Toph is only an acceptable name if you're prepared to rock it hard.

teft@startrek.website · 14 pts · 2y

moody@lemmings.world · 7 pts · 2y

I'm more on the side of Isto

Zaros@lemmy.world · 26 pts · 2y

"There are some who call me... Tim."

StellarExtract@lemm.ee · 21 pts · 2y (5 replies)

No joke, I knew a guy named Richard who went by Chard!

kamehameherp@lemmy.world · 18 pts · 2y (1 reply)

But why not Richarizard

StellarExtract@lemm.ee · 4 pts · 2y

That would've been superior

BonesOfTheMoon@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 2y (1 reply)

Did you call him Swiss Chard?

StellarExtract@lemm.ee · 5 pts · 2y

I opted not to since I lived with him at the time

DarkDiamondK@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 2y

Sounds like a dick

Wage_Slave@kbin.social · 14 pts · 2y (1 reply)

Steve could go by Teve

BonesOfTheMoon@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 2y

Or Tephe.

Godric@lemmy.world · 10 pts · 2y (2 replies)

I like to call my buddy Christopher 'Topher'

BonesOfTheMoon@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 2y

I like Topher the zombie on What We Do In the Shadows

Christopher@lemm.ee · 4 pts · 2y

Toe fur

MrJameGumb@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 2y

Thomas could go by Omas!

GreenMario@lemm.ee · 7 pts · 2y (3 replies)

Cindy could be Indy

Michael can be Chael.

Hmm 🤔

moody@lemmings.world · 8 pts · 2y (2 replies)

Cindy is already short for Cynthia

GreenMario@lemm.ee · 3 pts · 2y

Thia then. 😂

WhiskyTangoFoxtrot@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 2y

Only a Cynth deals in absolutes.

Franzia@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 7 pts · 2y

Samantha could go by Salmon... or even, Anthems?

Danielle could go be Yell

Richard could be Itch

Joshua could be Shoe

Gary could be Air

Logan could go by Lo

Mikayle could be Kayle

Dylan could be LAN

Megan could be Egg

Jessica could be Sicka

Anthony could be Honey

Hupf@feddit.de · 6 pts · 2y

Mothra could be the Sun God yet opted for an ugly butterfly.

PorthosAteMyCheese@startrek.website · 6 pts · 2y (1 reply)

My dad has a friend named Timo (teemoe), it took us many years to find out his first name was actually just Timothy.

BonesOfTheMoon@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 2y

Omigod. That's hilarious

Getallen@feddit.nl · 6 pts · 2y (1 reply)

Mohamed Hamed

Agent641@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 2y

Names Muhammad, but everyone just calls me 'Ham'. Its extremely insensitive.

73rdnemesio@infosec.pub · 6 pts · 2y

Hiding their love of Lamp.

codapine@lemm.ee · 4 pts · 2y
regalia@literature.cafe · 4 pts · 2y

Lmao chard was funnier

ClopClopMcFuckwad@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 2y
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ShouldIHaveFun@feddit.ch · 3 pts · 2y

You mean like this ETHZ professor? https://people.inf.ethz.ch/troscoe/

ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 2y

I have often wondered this myself.