c/memes · by BonesOfTheMoon@lemmy.world · 2yGood question. Richard could also go by Chard. 757 points · 34 comments · view on lemmy.world
34 Comments
teft@startrek.website · 27 pts · 2y
Because then you'll sound like a dipshit like Christophers who go by Toph.
Deceptichum@kbin.social · 30 pts · 2y
Christopher Beifong.
teft@startrek.website · 10 pts · 2y
She is the one exception.
TeddE@lemmy.world · 16 pts · 2y
Got it. Toph is only an acceptable name if you're prepared to rock it hard.
teft@startrek.website · 14 pts · 2y
moody@lemmings.world · 7 pts · 2y
I'm more on the side of Isto
Zaros@lemmy.world · 26 pts · 2y
"There are some who call me... Tim."
StellarExtract@lemm.ee · 21 pts · 2y
No joke, I knew a guy named Richard who went by Chard!
kamehameherp@lemmy.world · 18 pts · 2y
But why not Richarizard
StellarExtract@lemm.ee · 4 pts · 2y
That would've been superior
BonesOfTheMoon@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 2y
Did you call him Swiss Chard?
StellarExtract@lemm.ee · 5 pts · 2y
I opted not to since I lived with him at the time
DarkDiamondK@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 2y
Sounds like a dick
Wage_Slave@kbin.social · 14 pts · 2y
Steve could go by Teve
BonesOfTheMoon@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 2y
Or Tephe.
Godric@lemmy.world · 10 pts · 2y
I like to call my buddy Christopher 'Topher'
BonesOfTheMoon@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 2y
I like Topher the zombie on What We Do In the Shadows
Christopher@lemm.ee · 4 pts · 2y
Toe fur
MrJameGumb@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 2y
Thomas could go by Omas!
GreenMario@lemm.ee · 7 pts · 2y
Cindy could be Indy
Michael can be Chael.
Hmm 🤔
moody@lemmings.world · 8 pts · 2y
Cindy is already short for Cynthia
GreenMario@lemm.ee · 3 pts · 2y
Thia then. 😂
WhiskyTangoFoxtrot@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 2y
Only a Cynth deals in absolutes.
Franzia@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 7 pts · 2y
Samantha could go by Salmon... or even, Anthems?
Danielle could go be Yell
Richard could be Itch
Joshua could be Shoe
Gary could be Air
Logan could go by Lo
Mikayle could be Kayle
Dylan could be LAN
Megan could be Egg
Jessica could be Sicka
Anthony could be Honey
Hupf@feddit.de · 6 pts · 2y
Mothra could be the Sun God yet opted for an ugly butterfly.
PorthosAteMyCheese@startrek.website · 6 pts · 2y
My dad has a friend named Timo (teemoe), it took us many years to find out his first name was actually just Timothy.
BonesOfTheMoon@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 2y
Omigod. That's hilarious
Getallen@feddit.nl · 6 pts · 2y
Mohamed Hamed
Agent641@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 2y
Names Muhammad, but everyone just calls me 'Ham'. Its extremely insensitive.
73rdnemesio@infosec.pub · 6 pts · 2y
Hiding their love of Lamp.
codapine@lemm.ee · 4 pts · 2y
Moth Roth.
regalia@literature.cafe · 4 pts · 2y
Lmao chard was funnier
ClopClopMcFuckwad@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 2y
ShouldIHaveFun@feddit.ch · 3 pts · 2y
You mean like this ETHZ professor? https://people.inf.ethz.ch/troscoe/
ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 2y
I have often wondered this myself.