c/showerthoughts · by wesker@lemmy.sdf.org · 309dIf you eat farm fresh eggs, you're probably ingesting trace amounts of rooster cum -38 points · 23 comments · view on lemmy.world
23 Comments
Vandals_handle@lemmy.world · 24 pts · 309d
Hens don't need a rooster to lay eggs. Farm fresh eggs is a marketing term that means nothing. Take another shower and try again.
wesker@lemmy.sdf.org · -8 pts · 309d
This guy doesn't even eat real farm fresh eggs.
I_Fart_Glitter@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 309d
Egg chute and poop chute are the same chute. Just saying.
AbouBenAdhem@lemmy.world · 16 pts · 309d
No—unless you’re eating eggs from your backyard hen, the eggs are unfertilized. Laying hens on commercial farms never even come into contact with roosters.
wesker@lemmy.sdf.org · 6 pts · 309d
I grew up on a farm, you think I don't know what cum tastes like?
TheReanuKeeves@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 309d
What farm? FarmVille on facebook?
hanrahan@piefed.social · 3 pts · 309d
Tegridy Farm ?
Alexstarfire@lemmy.world · 15 pts · 309d
railway692@piefed.zip · 7 pts · 309d
This one could've stayed in the shower.
Psionicsickness@reddthat.com · 6 pts · 309d
Never mind the hen abortion.
vk6flab@lemmy.radio · 5 pts · 309d
.. and your point is?
remon@ani.social · 5 pts · 309d
I usually take the shell off before eating them ...
Bongles@lemmy.zip · 3 pts · 309d
OP is secretly a komodo dragon.
LAN_Mower@lemmybefree.net · 4 pts · 309d
Honestly we wouldn't have it any other way here on Lemmy.
6nk06@sh.itjust.works · 4 pts · 309d
Oh no! Better eat bleached food because it should be best for us somehow.
0nt0p0fth3w0rld@feddit.org · 2 pts · 309d
I hate getting into this argument during sex. happens every time.
wesker@lemmy.sdf.org · 2 pts · 309d
When chickens have sex, they sort of just mash their holes together.
a_person@piefed.social · 3 pts · 309d
Same if you eat human babies! Ingesting cum, that is.
papalonian@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 309d
Or post-pubescent men, we've got it, too.
fruitycoder@sh.itjust.works · 2 pts · 309d
Lol man people really hate this one, but like yeah, if youre eating eggs fresh from a flock with a rooster some of those eggs do be fertilized.
IWW4@lemmy.zip · 1 pts · 309d
Dude …really?
0nt0p0fth3w0rld@feddit.org · 0 pts · 309d
You know thats what the egg white is right?
papalonian@lemmy.world · 9 pts · 309d
Pretty sure that's not true. But I'm not an egg-spert.