Disappointment Rule

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IAmNorRealTakeYourMeds@lemmy.world · 117 pts · 307d (17 replies)

If you watch that in theatres when it came out, you would have heard the whole audience being disappointed with the end.

Disney furry psyop worked so well, that a cute twunk was a massive downgrade

cupcakezealot@piefed.blahaj.zone · 71 pts · 307d (4 replies)

bisexual furry energy is growing up watching disney's robin hood

IAmNorRealTakeYourMeds@lemmy.world · 47 pts · 307d (2 replies)

Robin hood did unmitigated damage to society.

then they fucking doubled down with Zootopia.

taiyang@lemmy.world · 26 pts · 307d (1 reply)

Whatcha mean, I'm glad we've got a generation of IT and Sysadmin professionals.

agamemnonymous@sh.itjust.works · 2 pts · 307d

You and the high-sock industry

GlitchyDigiBun@lemmy.world · 21 pts · 307d

Oo-De-Lally!

Broadfern@lemmy.world · 51 pts · 307d (11 replies)

He was gruff and should have had a beard and looked like a bear, not a twunk.

Disney fans love a himbo since Kronk was a smash hit. But the expectations and delivery in this one were weird.

The live-action was slightly better on this since dude looked a little more evenly grown and less like a 17 year old on poorly manufactured steroids.

IAmNorRealTakeYourMeds@lemmy.world · 30 pts · 307d (2 replies)

This, the overall body shape and design should match the one of the beast.

not again cute tinks, but the change was so drastic.

A good example is shrek and Shrek 2.

Fiona's transformation wasn't so drastic,. and in Shrek 2, Shrek's transformation made sense. he was handsome, but still maintained a shrekness. by body size, large nose...

I'm trying to think of more transformations,

Stalinwolf@lemmy.ca · 5 pts · 307d (1 reply)

I would still plow ogre Fiona. Woman is built like the middle daughter of a potato farmer. I may even prefer it over her human form. I just hope she doesn't come with that signature ogre stink.

IAmNorRealTakeYourMeds@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 306d

yhea, the stink will be there.

burntbacon@discuss.tchncs.de · 10 pts · 307d (7 replies)

He was gruff and should have had a beard and looked like a bear, not a twunk.

I think the beard thing would have been wrong for the time period (that the movie was made). I think beards were pretty iconoclastic and relatively rare for 1991 for anyone under 50 or 60. It would have made him seem like he was old. He definitely should have been aged better, though, total agreement. It honestly looks like someone took a teenager's skin and stretched it over a 'perfect' mask.

morto@piefed.social · 7 pts · 307d (4 replies)

My family photos from the 90's disagree. There's even one of my uncles with a mustache in them, and he was like 20 or 30.

burntbacon@discuss.tchncs.de · 6 pts · 307d (3 replies)

Oh, god, yes, mustaches, but not beards. Off the top of my head, 3/9 of my parent's generation in my family had mustaches. In my grandparent's generation, I can think of 3/4 having mustaches. One grew a beard as we entered the early 2000s. My dad grows a beard now in his 70s.

pticrix@lemmy.ca · 10 pts · 307d (2 replies)

Typical 90's in my head :

  • An attempt at a Tom Selleck mustacheTom Selleck's Mustache
  • Mullet hairdo.A mullet from the early 90's. Face is blurred because I'm not here to shame
  • A suit with this pattern and a weird tie.
  • Smell of cigarette.
FriskyDingo@sh.itjust.works · 1 pts · 307d

The tie is expensive cause the pattern's so complicated!

burntbacon@discuss.tchncs.de · 1 pts · 307d

Oh god, that tie! I remember it!

ragingHungryPanda@piefed.keyboardvagabond.com · 1 pts · 307d (1 reply)

I thought his eyes were a bit far apart

burntbacon@discuss.tchncs.de · 1 pts · 307d

When you say it, yeah, it sort of does appear that way. As if they kept some of the cues from the beast mode, like the super wide nose.

SatansMaggotyCumFart@piefed.world · 69 pts · 307d (1 reply)

She wanted to get shish kabob'd on that beast knot.

Icytrees@sh.itjust.works · 20 pts · 307d

Goddamnit I came here to say that.

Icytrees@sh.itjust.works · 23 pts · 307d

Stockholming isn't as fun when it's just some guy doing it.

ShinkanTrain@lemmy.ml · 18 pts · 307d

The true witch's curse was that he could never be the person she fell in love with.

nixus@anarchist.nexus · 7 pts · 307d
Stalinwolf@lemmy.ca · 3 pts · 307d

Yeah, bro. Because what the fuck is that?