Trump is ‘gonna be president’ in 2028, MAGA leader bluntly declares: ‘There’s a plan’

https://www.nj.com/politics/2025/10/trump-is-gonna-be-president-in-2028-maga-leader-bluntly-declares-theres-a-plan.html

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0ndead@infosec.pub · 48 pts · 290d (4 replies)

Nah, he’ll stroke out by then

TonyOstrich@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 289d (1 reply)

Henry Kissinger lived to be 100 years old. Ass holes live forever.

ayyy@sh.itjust.works · 5 pts · 289d

Yea but he weighs about as much as 3 Kissingers and obesity ruins your organs.

Blooper@lemmynsfw.com · 6 pts · 289d

No fucking way. Given the GOP's streak the last decade or so, he's just a few days away from brain transplanting into some poor Guatemalan teenage boy they snatched off the street last week in Chicago.

I envy the lucky bastards in the timeline who were wiped out by nukes back in the 80's. Way better than circling back to Nazis.

MourningDove@lemmy.zip · 4 pts · 289d
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Bustedknuckles@lemmy.world · 34 pts · 290d (2 replies)

Won't the next pres nominally be sworn in on Jan 2029? So as long as Trump keeps a pulse, he'll be pres in 2028. F bannon, but that's a dumb headline

Bronzebeard@lemmy.zip · 26 pts · 290d

Yeah these idiots are trying to admit to treason and still failing

pennomi@lemmy.world · 11 pts · 289d
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floofloof@lemmy.ca · 25 pts · 289d

Just to be clear, these are the same assholes who spent four years complaining (correctly) that Biden was too old to be President?

Not that this fact would persuade a single one of them to stop being an ass. Hypocrisy is a feature for fascists, not a bug.

ininewcrow@lemmy.ca · 23 pts · 290d (4 replies)

You mean his golden corpse will be symbolically made to represent the glorious leader for all eternity?

Aussiemandeus@aussie.zone · 7 pts · 290d

The emperor of man sitting on his throne

pepperjacques@lemmy.ml · 4 pts · 289d
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prole@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 4 pts · 289d

The beginning of the Trump genetic dynasty. They've got three younger clones brewing in the Pentagon basement.

floofloof@lemmy.ca · 2 pts · 289d

They'll just make a rule that each new dictator has to adopt the name Donald J^esusfuckingmakeitstop^ Trump.

Cruxifux@feddit.nl · 18 pts · 290d

The secret ingredient is cheating.

0li0li@lemmy.world · 12 pts · 290d

No concepts of a plan?

bamboo@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 11 pts · 290d (1 reply)

Probably they'll push Donald Trump Jr on the ballot to get idiots to think they're voting for the old fuck, and use him in name only.

Also being pedantic, of course Trump is going to be president in 2028, his term ends on January 20th, 2029 (if he isn't removed from office or not alive before then)

Archer@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 289d

I suppose it’s technically not as bad as Eric

rosco385@lemmy.wtf · 5 pts · 289d

His mate Vlad has given him some ideas. Will he step down to VP but keep his power?