Classic dad

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MakingWork@lemmy.ca · 25 pts · 333d (1 reply)

This is the way.

I am giving out a baggy with:

  • full size chocolate bar
  • chips
  • popping candy
  • sour patches
  • rice Crispie

All my neighbour's do baggies with stuff in them too. One puts a loonie in. It's a competition.

LadyButterfly@reddthat.com · 8 pts · 333d

That's a good competition to have!

sundray@lemmus.org · 22 pts · 333d (2 replies)

tetris11@feddit.uk · 8 pts · 333d

One of my favourite episodes is when Lisa's about to ruin the school's funding, so they hire Otto to play a School Comptroller so that the school can get its funding and Lisa can stop her guilt from negatively affecting everyone around her in the name of her own self-righteousness

idunnololz@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 332d

iAmTheTot@sh.itjust.works · 15 pts · 333d (1 reply)

Can't speak for everyone but I'd still prefer the king size candy.

LadyButterfly@reddthat.com · 5 pts · 333d

Ditto. And not just cos I'm veggie

Remember_the_tooth@lemmy.world · 11 pts · 333d (2 replies)

SnoringEarthworm@sh.itjust.works · 5 pts · 333d (1 reply)

Dis is de wae.

tetris11@feddit.uk · 2 pts · 333d

~ Marvin Gaye

MeatPilot@lemmy.world · 9 pts · 333d

That might poke holes in their candy bag. Better to go with an ice cream scoop of pulled pork.

ordnance_qf_17_pounder@reddthat.com · 5 pts · 333d
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cynar@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 333d

Last year, a house near me had a hotdog cooker going. It was an absolute hit with the kids (and parents!)

echodot@feddit.uk · 4 pts · 333d

I've got some truly awful chilly chocolate that somebody at work gave me. I'm tempted to hand that out to the snotty kids I don't like.

Zachariah@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 333d (2 replies)

LadyButterfly@reddthat.com · 5 pts · 333d

That's a beauty

SnoringEarthworm@sh.itjust.works · 3 pts · 333d

callouscomic@lemmy.zip · 3 pts · 333d

That's some very sensitive insecurity there.

Diplomjodler3@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 333d (1 reply)

I thought nowadays the done thing is to shoot the kids?

echodot@feddit.uk · 4 pts · 333d

Sadly a tradition only available in the United States.

Lushed_Lungfish@lemmy.ca · 1 pts · 333d

And I'm just handing out pop.