Knew a dude in college who “pre-condomed” a date. As in he put on a condom at like 5PM and confused the hell out of the girl he was seeing when night rolled around.
She shared the info with us because he thought it was normal. I was surprised that the dude was that confident he was landing the plane on the second date.
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CluckN@lemmy.world · 53 pts · 295d
Knew a dude in college who “pre-condomed” a date. As in he put on a condom at like 5PM and confused the hell out of the girl he was seeing when night rolled around.
toofpic@lemmy.world · 60 pts · 295d
Mmm, a condom with lint and without lubrication!
AnUnusualRelic@lemmy.world · 31 pts · 295d
You just have to remember to cut off the little tip so you can go pee with it.
tetris11@feddit.uk · 13 pts · 295d
He wears a rubber at all times, it's a necessity
nop@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 295d
You say I'm premature, I just call it ecstasy
AI_toothbrush@lemmy.zip · 9 pts · 295d
I chose to believe this
CluckN@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 295d
She shared the info with us because he thought it was normal. I was surprised that the dude was that confident he was landing the plane on the second date.
Mickey7@lemmy.world · -2 pts · 295d
That's a great idea. Also gets your member conditioned to wearing it.
davidagain@lemmy.world · 11 pts · 295d
What if you don't like pineapple juice?
Mickey7@lemmy.world · 22 pts · 295d
It's just a sacrifice that the guy is willing to make
davidagain@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 295d
But what if I want the benefits without the pain? Is there another way?
swab148@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 7 pts · 295d
Try a dab of mint extract, right on the tip, right before you blow your load
acockworkorange@mander.xyz · 4 pts · 295d
Oh yeah, works like a charm.
Iheartcheese@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 295d
This guy fucks
buttnugget@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 295d
What is the significance of the pineapple juice?
muts@feddit.nl · 5 pts · 295d
I've heard it makes the ectoplasm taste sweeter
synapse1278@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 294d
It's believed that drinking pineapple juice will make a man's sperm taste better.