Well organized people always plan a head

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CluckN@lemmy.world · 53 pts · 295d (7 replies)

Knew a dude in college who “pre-condomed” a date. As in he put on a condom at like 5PM and confused the hell out of the girl he was seeing when night rolled around.

toofpic@lemmy.world · 60 pts · 295d

Mmm, a condom with lint and without lubrication!

AnUnusualRelic@lemmy.world · 31 pts · 295d

You just have to remember to cut off the little tip so you can go pee with it.

tetris11@feddit.uk · 13 pts · 295d (1 reply)

He wears a rubber at all times, it's a necessity

nop@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 295d

You say I'm premature, I just call it ecstasy

AI_toothbrush@lemmy.zip · 9 pts · 295d (1 reply)

I chose to believe this

CluckN@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 295d

She shared the info with us because he thought it was normal. I was surprised that the dude was that confident he was landing the plane on the second date.

Mickey7@lemmy.world · -2 pts · 295d

That's a great idea. Also gets your member conditioned to wearing it.

davidagain@lemmy.world · 11 pts · 295d (5 replies)

What if you don't like pineapple juice?

Mickey7@lemmy.world · 22 pts · 295d (4 replies)

It's just a sacrifice that the guy is willing to make

davidagain@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 295d (3 replies)

But what if I want the benefits without the pain? Is there another way?

swab148@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 7 pts · 295d (2 replies)

Try a dab of mint extract, right on the tip, right before you blow your load

acockworkorange@mander.xyz · 4 pts · 295d (1 reply)

Oh yeah, works like a charm.

Iheartcheese@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 295d

This guy fucks

buttnugget@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 295d (2 replies)

What is the significance of the pineapple juice?

muts@feddit.nl · 5 pts · 295d

I've heard it makes the ectoplasm taste sweeter

synapse1278@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 294d

It's believed that drinking pineapple juice will make a man's sperm taste better.