That sorta happened. Discordianism takes some notes from the idea of the Illuminati. You can draw a straight line from there to 4chan, and from 4chan to /r/The_Donald, Qanon, and MAGA as a whole.
Step 1: Give them the Ankh-Morpork Discworld books to read and teach them the ways of Lord Vetinari. If you're going to be a shadowy world-running organization, benevolent tyranny is by far the best option.
I got something similar. I ask if they have need of the spider man suit and to bring the harness and lube and I'll bring the Bad Dragon to peg them with.
Funny, but they never reply. I really, really, want to peg them. :(
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gigastasio@sh.itjust.works · 41 pts · 310d
No_Money_Just_Change@feddit.org · 10 pts · 310d
That sounds quite fun. What if they have to play the different groups so they solve each other's problems.
I.e. they take a batshit amount of money to cover up the ufo and use it to buy out all the food and just build a food silo over the crash site
frezik@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 6 pts · 310d
That sorta happened. Discordianism takes some notes from the idea of the Illuminati. You can draw a straight line from there to 4chan, and from 4chan to /r/The_Donald, Qanon, and MAGA as a whole.
DarrinBrunner@lemmy.world · 38 pts · 310d
Congrats!
Remember, registration is not mandatory, but it IS your ranking. Also, you are description.
Gotta admit, I'm a bit jelly.
TheLunatickle@lemmy.zip · 28 pts · 310d
This makes me jealous since I'm so isolated not even scammers message me.
Diplomjodler3@lemmy.world · 17 pts · 310d
Wait, you too? I thought this was exclusive to intelligent and handsome intellectuals like me.
AnUnusualRelic@lemmy.world · 11 pts · 310d
Are you even description?
foofiepie@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 310d
We are all description on this blessed day.
Thassodar@sh.itjust.works · 1 pts · 310d
I can't even
Dragonstaff@leminal.space · 4 pts · 310d
I am saddened that the Illuminati sent out fake notices to all of you to mask their attempts to recruit me.
Steamymoomilk@sh.itjust.works · 16 pts · 310d
It sounded well worded until
WHATSAPP
Illuminati is big fan of facebook
Friend Illuminati on Facebook
Refer friend
MutantTailThing@lemmy.world · 11 pts · 310d
You may soon find out that the Illuminati’s legal tender is Apple gift cards
Jumbie@lemmy.zip · 3 pts · 310d
TARGET. GEFT! CARDDS!
Ok, Chrisp?
DragonTypeWyvern@midwest.social · 3 pts · 310d
I knew it
samus12345@sh.itjust.works · 8 pts · 310d
Why would I want to join them? They've done a shit job of maintaining order in the world lately!
TigerAce@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 3 pts · 309d
You should join them to do a better job
samus12345@sh.itjust.works · 2 pts · 309d
Step 1: Give them the Ankh-Morpork Discworld books to read and teach them the ways of Lord Vetinari. If you're going to be a shadowy world-running organization, benevolent tyranny is by far the best option.
TigerAce@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 3 pts · 309d
Tell them to stop watching Idiocracy. It's not a manual.
OmegaMouse@pawb.social · 6 pts · 310d
Skyrim new quest started fanfare
TigerAce@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 5 pts · 309d
It's supposed to be secret, you failed! Shouldn't have posted this.
Greetings, the head of illuminati.
foodandart@lemmy.zip · 5 pts · 310d
I got something similar. I ask if they have need of the spider man suit and to bring the harness and lube and I'll bring the Bad Dragon to peg them with.
Funny, but they never reply. I really, really, want to peg them. :(
Dragonstaff@leminal.space · 1 pts · 310d
Hey, it's me, ur Illuminati.
zakobjoa@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 310d
I am a Customer Service Hotline Worker. How can you help me achieve my dreams.
ininewcrow@lemmy.ca · 1 pts · 310d
AI probing for users in the fediverse