And now the Vampirium of Lemriss has been irrevocably corrupted

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12 Comments

A_Union_of_Kobolds@lemmy.world · 45 pts · 311d (1 reply)

Laszlo Cravensworth

DarkSirrush@piefed.ca · 12 pts · 311d

Literally can't read that name without the voice.

Archpawn@lemmy.world · 36 pts · 311d (2 replies)
Remember_the_tooth@lemmy.world · 14 pts · 311d

Randall Munroe is a time traveler.

squaresinger@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 311d

Don't even have to click it to know which is it.

Randall Munroe is omnicient.

tetris11@feddit.uk · 15 pts · 311d

You wretched muck-a-muck vagrant bedswerving bobolyne!

Grass@sh.itjust.works · 8 pts · 311d

gotta update that for some rizz and skibidi or something

queerlilhayseed@piefed.blahaj.zone · 6 pts · 310d

Alternatively: vampires who still don't know how to use any slang that evolved after their own youth.

"I'm carrying this team like the beast with two backs"

"Never look a Trojan horse in the mouth"

"She was so mad her face launched a thousand ships"

"If circuses had bread, then the clowns wouldn't eat lost children"

TheGreatDarkness@ttrpg.network · 3 pts · 311d

Typical Malkavian

JimVanDeventer@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 310d

My eyes are bleeding

Morrissey: “please, please tell me why, a vampire bit me in the eye”.

cassandrafatigue@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 1 pts · 297d

Unhand me, rizzless jive-turkey!

krooklochurm@lemmy.ca · 1 pts · 310d

My penis is bleeding. 😉