This man offers you a blunt. Do you accept?

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22 Comments

FlyingSquid@lemmy.world · 17 pts · 2y (1 reply)

I wouldn't even accept a fist bump.

jscummy@sh.itjust.works · 2 pts · 2y

What about other kinds of bumps?

NatakuNox@lemmy.world · 15 pts · 2y

Nah fam. If the blunt touched his lips already? I don't want mouth VD

PeckerBrown@lemmy.world · 15 pts · 2y

Fuck, no.

I don't smoke ditch weed, and I don't smoke bitch weed.

Xenon@lemmy.world · 11 pts · 2y (1 reply)

Of course. Listening to him talk makes it clear that he must be smoking some really strong stuff.

captain_oni@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 2y

Nah, man. Hearing him talk makes me suspicious that blunt is laced with some weird shit that's going to make my hair fall down.

WtfEvenIsExistence@sopuli.xyz · 10 pts · 2y
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FilthyShrooms@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 2y (2 replies)

tacosplease@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 2y

Si

herrwoland@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 2y

I am really happy this is the top comment

explodicle@local106.com · 7 pts · 2y

Isn't this the horse dewormer guy? It's probably laced with something less fun and more dangerous.

PrivateNoob@sopuli.xyz · 6 pts · 2y (9 replies)

Free blunt, why not.

SGG@lemmy.world · 24 pts · 2y (8 replies)

It's not weed, it's covfeve. You'd die in 30 seconds if you have any working brain cells. It's how they weed out the RINOs

/S

Mr_Blott@feddit.uk · 3 pts · 2y (7 replies)
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SGG@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 2y

For some people, sadly, yes.

People are weird man.

eratic@feddit.uk · 2 pts · 2y (4 replies)

(Preface: this is a joke and should not be taken as my real opinion)

Of course! (Satire)

/s (sarcasm)

Edgarallenpwn@midwest.social · 3 pts · 2y (1 reply)

This is not legal or financial advice

eratic@feddit.uk · 1 pts · 2y

Anything you say can be used against you in the court of law.

But your honour, I used /s afterwards

Mr_Blott@feddit.uk · 1 pts · 2y
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Default_Defect@midwest.social · 1 pts · 2y

You joke, but I've found it to be necessary on Lemmy.

HellAwaits@lemm.ee · 2 pts · 2y
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TeoTwawki@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 2y (1 reply)

I'm sorry but my suspension of disbelief is ruined because that hand is too large to be his.

tostiman@sh.itjust.works · 1 pts · 2y

It's very close to the camera

SysWOW64@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 2y

this pic goes hard

FarceMultiplier@lemmy.ca · 3 pts · 2y

Dickhead, holding it in doesn't get you more stoned.

He'd have the shittiest ditch weed, I'm sure.

Tillyrblue@lemmy.ml · 2 pts · 2y

Yeah I would. I don’t like the man but I feel the conversation and session would be legendary