c/lemmyshitpost · by tostiman@sh.itjust.works · 2yThis man offers you a blunt. Do you accept? 214 points · 22 comments · view on lemmy.world
22 Comments
FlyingSquid@lemmy.world · 17 pts · 2y
I wouldn't even accept a fist bump.
jscummy@sh.itjust.works · 2 pts · 2y
What about other kinds of bumps?
NatakuNox@lemmy.world · 15 pts · 2y
Nah fam. If the blunt touched his lips already? I don't want mouth VD
PeckerBrown@lemmy.world · 15 pts · 2y
Fuck, no.
I don't smoke ditch weed, and I don't smoke bitch weed.
Xenon@lemmy.world · 11 pts · 2y
Of course. Listening to him talk makes it clear that he must be smoking some really strong stuff.
captain_oni@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 2y
Nah, man. Hearing him talk makes me suspicious that blunt is laced with some weird shit that's going to make my hair fall down.
WtfEvenIsExistence@sopuli.xyz · 10 pts · 2y
FilthyShrooms@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 2y
tacosplease@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 2y
Si
herrwoland@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 2y
I am really happy this is the top comment
explodicle@local106.com · 7 pts · 2y
Isn't this the horse dewormer guy? It's probably laced with something less fun and more dangerous.
PrivateNoob@sopuli.xyz · 6 pts · 2y
Free blunt, why not.
SGG@lemmy.world · 24 pts · 2y
It's not weed, it's covfeve. You'd die in 30 seconds if you have any working brain cells. It's how they weed out the RINOs
/S
Mr_Blott@feddit.uk · 3 pts · 2y
SGG@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 2y
For some people, sadly, yes.
People are weird man.
eratic@feddit.uk · 2 pts · 2y
(Preface: this is a joke and should not be taken as my real opinion)
Of course! (Satire)
/s (sarcasm)
Edgarallenpwn@midwest.social · 3 pts · 2y
This is not legal or financial advice
eratic@feddit.uk · 1 pts · 2y
Anything you say can be used against you in the court of law.
But your honour, I used /s afterwards
Mr_Blott@feddit.uk · 1 pts · 2y
Default_Defect@midwest.social · 1 pts · 2y
You joke, but I've found it to be necessary on Lemmy.
HellAwaits@lemm.ee · 2 pts · 2y
TeoTwawki@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 2y
I'm sorry but my suspension of disbelief is ruined because that hand is too large to be his.
tostiman@sh.itjust.works · 1 pts · 2y
It's very close to the camera
SysWOW64@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 2y
this pic goes hard
FarceMultiplier@lemmy.ca · 3 pts · 2y
Dickhead, holding it in doesn't get you more stoned.
He'd have the shittiest ditch weed, I'm sure.
Tillyrblue@lemmy.ml · 2 pts · 2y
Yeah I would. I don’t like the man but I feel the conversation and session would be legendary