"Look, all I want is a way to simultaneously fuck up public health and the environment. Is that really too much to ask?" demanded the brain worm wearing a sagging human skin suit.
Ya. This is a good recommendation for MAGA people. Please MAGA, do eat more fats, dairy and meat. It is healthy for you. And remember that the body has a finite number of steps it can take. I recommend saving those for when absolutely necessary. Stay in a seated position as much as possible.
remember that the body has a finite number of steps it can take. I recommend saving those for when absolutely necessary. Stay in a seated position as much as possible
Daily reminder that the flesh embodiment of Hoggle picked up a roadkilled bear to eat and dumped it in Central Park after business got in the way of eating the roadkill.
The Sleeper (1973) has two doctors discussing a 20th Century health food store owner (as played by Woody Allen himself) after he wakes up from being asleep for two centuries:
Dr. Melik: This morning for breakfast he requested something called “wheat germ, organic honey and tiger’s milk.”
Dr. Aragon: [chuckling] Oh, yes. Those are the charmed substances that some years ago were thought to contain life-preserving properties.
Dr. Melik: You mean there was no deep fat? No steak or cream pies or… hot fudge?
Dr. Aragon: Those were thought to be unhealthy… precisely the opposite of what we now know to be true.
18 Comments
xxce2AAb@feddit.dk · 41 pts · 286d
"Look, all I want is a way to simultaneously fuck up public health and the environment. Is that really too much to ask?" demanded the brain worm wearing a sagging human skin suit.
amos@mander.xyz · 33 pts · 286d
Ya. This is a good recommendation for MAGA people. Please MAGA, do eat more fats, dairy and meat. It is healthy for you. And remember that the body has a finite number of steps it can take. I recommend saving those for when absolutely necessary. Stay in a seated position as much as possible.
TrickDacy@lemmy.world · 9 pts · 286d
Don't worry, they've been way ahead of you on this for decades!
Aedis@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 286d
This is why they invented the mobility scooter.
BeigeAgenda@lemmy.ca · 27 pts · 286d
What is he the witch from Hansel and Gretel?
The country needs to be fattened up, with arteries ready to bust.
Spacehooks@reddthat.com · 7 pts · 286d
Nurgle cultist sees grandpa Nurgle as peak physical body.
dumbass@aussie.zone · 19 pts · 286d
Yes, listen to the man whose body hasn't worked out the brain died years ago.
TrickDacy@lemmy.world · 16 pts · 286d
It's very unoriginal to say it at this point, but we live in the stupidest satire anyone could've ever written.
cymbal_king@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 286d
We're almost to this
TrickDacy@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 286d
I think we're past it in ways :/
ebolapie@lemmy.world · 14 pts · 286d
I already do that and I can tell it's not good for me.
IEatDaFeesh@lemmy.world · 9 pts · 286d
Bro looks like he's decomposing in real time đź’€
Sabata11792@ani.social · 3 pts · 286d
Not fast enough.
20cello@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 286d
Gross
Widdershins@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 286d
Daily reminder that the flesh embodiment of Hoggle picked up a roadkilled bear to eat and dumped it in Central Park after business got in the way of eating the roadkill.
Wytch@lemmy.zip · 6 pts · 286d
Contrarian egomaniac drivel as usual
SaveTheTuaHawk@lemmy.ca · 5 pts · 286d
Plot lines from Woody Allen's Sleeper.
The Sleeper (1973) has two doctors discussing a 20th Century health food store owner (as played by Woody Allen himself) after he wakes up from being asleep for two centuries:
Dr. Melik: This morning for breakfast he requested something called “wheat germ, organic honey and tiger’s milk.”
Dr. Aragon: [chuckling] Oh, yes. Those are the charmed substances that some years ago were thought to contain life-preserving properties.
Dr. Melik: You mean there was no deep fat? No steak or cream pies or… hot fudge?
Dr. Aragon: Those were thought to be unhealthy… precisely the opposite of what we now know to be true.
Dr. Melik: Incredible.
Zier@fedia.io · 4 pts · 286d
Wall-E!