tbh they would call women witches if they had any sort of pleasure in the 1600s.
Accusing people of witchcraft was also a great way of avoiding blame. Bread didn't rise properly? Not my fault. Neighbour is a witch.
Or power.
Because only a man can do things by themselves naturally. When women do something great it must have been magic not merit.
You mean like Queen Elizabeth I who ruled over England from 1558-1603?
You're right of course but I just couldn't help being a smartass when the arguably most powerful person in the world at the beginning of the century was a woman.
https://www.nationalarchives.gov.uk/education/resources/early-modern-witch-trials/accusing-monarch-of-witchcraft/
You're right of course but I just couldn't help being a smartass
You should try.
It's the weekend, brighten up and maybe go outside or something. You sound a little grumpy.
You're right. I apologize for being grumpy. Coincidentally, I'm grumpy because I work outside.
Hey that's not how it works. You have to double down and insult me.
Jokes aside I hope you get some well deserved rest on the weekend.
Hey you two can't just be nice to each other on the internet. This is not how it works around here.
Imagine being in 2023 and still thinking it's anything other than piss.
Man if you don't see why making someone come so hard they piss is fun, I don't know how we could ever come to common ground
Well, no common ground it is. Not to kink shame tho, being in to piss play is a-ok 👍
I'm fine with that. The one girl I was with that "squirted" a lot was more than enough from one night, for a lifetime. 🤢🤢🤢
Sounds like a medical issue.
What do people think it would be otherwise?
Sweat? Magic fluid that's just not used all the time?
Precious ambergris
It’s Ambrosia
Skene's gland secretions. Warning - medical/anatomical non-pornographic NSFW.
No one claimed that (here)
(yet)
It’s Bud light.
brb gotta squirt in the urinal.
It's mostly piss. Not entirely piss.
24 Comments
Zehzin@lemmy.world · 71 pts · 3y
tbh they would call women witches if they had any sort of pleasure in the 1600s.
doyoulikemyparka@feddit.uk · 23 pts · 3y
Accusing people of witchcraft was also a great way of avoiding blame. Bread didn't rise properly? Not my fault. Neighbour is a witch.
Chariotwheel@kbin.social · 23 pts · 3y
Or power.
Because only a man can do things by themselves naturally. When women do something great it must have been magic not merit.
Hank@kbin.social · 11 pts · 3y
You mean like Queen Elizabeth I who ruled over England from 1558-1603?
You're right of course but I just couldn't help being a smartass when the arguably most powerful person in the world at the beginning of the century was a woman.
DragonTypeWyvern@literature.cafe · 4 pts · 3y
https://www.nationalarchives.gov.uk/education/resources/early-modern-witch-trials/accusing-monarch-of-witchcraft/
ComradePorkRoll@lemmy.ml · -2 pts · 3y
You should try.
Hank@kbin.social · 2 pts · 3y
It's the weekend, brighten up and maybe go outside or something. You sound a little grumpy.
ComradePorkRoll@lemmy.ml · 5 pts · 3y
You're right. I apologize for being grumpy. Coincidentally, I'm grumpy because I work outside.
Hank@kbin.social · 6 pts · 3y
Hey that's not how it works. You have to double down and insult me.
Jokes aside I hope you get some well deserved rest on the weekend.
RQG@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 3y
Hey you two can't just be nice to each other on the internet. This is not how it works around here.
JokeDeity@lemm.ee · 70 pts · 3y
Imagine being in 2023 and still thinking it's anything other than piss.
franklin@lemmy.world · 50 pts · 3y
Man if you don't see why making someone come so hard they piss is fun, I don't know how we could ever come to common ground
Holzkohlen@feddit.de · 11 pts · 3y
Well, no common ground it is. Not to kink shame tho, being in to piss play is a-ok 👍
JokeDeity@lemm.ee · -2 pts · 3y
I'm fine with that. The one girl I was with that "squirted" a lot was more than enough from one night, for a lifetime. 🤢🤢🤢
JoYo@lemmy.ml · -5 pts · 3y
Sounds like a medical issue.
Chariotwheel@kbin.social · 20 pts · 3y
What do people think it would be otherwise?
Sweat? Magic fluid that's just not used all the time?
cheeseburger@lemmy.ca · 20 pts · 3y
Precious ambergris
IWantToFuckSpez@kbin.social · 12 pts · 3y
It’s Ambrosia
AlligatorBlizzard@sh.itjust.works · 6 pts · 3y
Skene's gland secretions. Warning - medical/anatomical non-pornographic NSFW.
BruceTwarzen@kbin.social · 10 pts · 3y
No one claimed that (here)
Duranie@lemmy.film · 4 pts · 3y
(yet)
coffeebiscuit@lemmy.world · 9 pts · 3y
It’s Bud light.
JoYo@lemmy.ml · 2 pts · 3y
brb gotta squirt in the urinal.
IWantToFuckSpez@kbin.social · 1 pts · 3y
ryannathans@lemmy.world · 0 pts · 3y
It's mostly piss. Not entirely piss.