What are Vampires bad at art?

They can only draw blood!

My last Halloween dad jokes this year, coming soon, Thanksgiving jokes!

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Nemo@slrpnk.net · 18 pts · 295d

They just suck in general.

KittenBiscuits@lemmy.today · 4 pts · 295d (3 replies)

I go on Monday to have some labwork done. I'll have to see if the tech knows this one!

zerosignal@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 295d (1 reply)

My mother in law had to get blood drawn the day before Halloween last year and the tech was dressed as a vampire

KittenBiscuits@lemmy.today · 3 pts · 295d

This tech fully embraces the vampire joke of her profession. Her little lab is full of vampire tchotchkes. I'll have to ask her on Monday if she dressed up today.

Pipster@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 3 pts · 295d

I used to be a phlebotomist and have worked in pathology my whole working life and never heard that one.

bhamlin@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 295d

Something something self reflection