I don’t see anything wrong with that, the weight is inboard the truck, that thing can’t accelerate hard enough to launch anything out the back, the only issue is for vampire cyclists following behind, for sudden stops!
But seriously, thats the problem, rear end this thing and all manner of carnage!
33 Comments
edgemaster72@lemmy.world · 33 pts · 294d
What is this, a truck of soon-to-be-pencils for giants?
GreenKnight23@lemmy.world · 28 pts · 294d
fenceposts most likely.
that or your moms acupuncture kit for her fat neck.
Credibly_Human@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 293d
This is so out of pocket. It's great.
atopi@piefed.blahaj.zone · 30 pts · 293d
Transylvania has no vampires; you should come here without any stakes or garlic or sunlight or crosses
Zron@lemmy.world · 28 pts · 293d
I know right, I lived there for nearly 500 years and never saw a single vampire!
kamenlady@lemmy.world · 12 pts · 293d
That's what a vampire from Transylvania would say, nice try
InputZero@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 293d
I know that this is a trap, but it's still the only vacation I can afford.
msage@programming.dev · 4 pts · 293d
It's the only vacation you'll ever need!
daniskarma@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 4 pts · 293d
foofiepie@lemmy.world · 19 pts · 294d
That’s a hell of a load bearing tailgate
HugeNerd@lemmy.ca · 6 pts · 293d
There appears to be a beam across the width of the truck, besides that tailgate looks more than sturdy enough.
nnullzz@lemmy.world · 15 pts · 294d
Vampire for Slayer Hire
criss_cross@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 293d
Don’t dead open inside
i_dont_want_to@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 3 pts · 293d
Slayer would totally party with some vampires
chonglibloodsport@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 293d
I’m really hoping they have a gigantic pencil sharpener somewhere!
HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 293d
we're gonna need a shitton of
nickelsleaddb2@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 293d
One thing about living in Transylvania I never could stomach; all the damn vampires.
biotin7@sopuli.xyz · 6 pts · 294d
So we ACTUALLY live in the World of Darkness
explodicle@sh.itjust.works · 2 pts · 293d
Proof: the Weaver went mad and with it, the Wyrm.
Credibly_Human@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 293d
Do they not have any police?
GreenKnight23@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 293d
they do but most of them were involved in hit-and-runs and sent back to 1973.
Ste41th@lemmy.ml · 2 pts · 293d
In the uk? Yes ofc but they don’t really get seen much on motorways
waz@feddit.uk · 4 pts · 293d
I don’t see anything wrong with that, the weight is inboard the truck, that thing can’t accelerate hard enough to launch anything out the back, the only issue is for vampire cyclists following behind, for sudden stops! But seriously, thats the problem, rear end this thing and all manner of carnage!
Dozzi92@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 293d
Perhaps all cars should have spiky death traps on the rear to discourage tailgating.
SupremeDonut@lemmy.ml · 3 pts · 293d
A tombstone
Spacehooks@reddthat.com · 4 pts · 293d
Look what they need to mimic a fraction of Guillermo de la Cruz power. I saw him kill vampires with a pencil duringa sneeze!
asteriskeverything@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 294d
I mean the first half is already technically correct.
So much so I was mildly confused by the punchline
Sparky@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 2 pts · 293d
This reminds me of that one clip from that movie where a loose log from a truck skewers a driver.
db2@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 293d
Serenity?
burntbacon@discuss.tchncs.de · 2 pts · 293d
DAmn you.
db2@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 293d
I am a leaf on the wind.
Jumbie@lemmy.zip · 2 pts · 293d
Morbius.
TehBamski@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 293d
Final Destination (insert number)?