With "bears" being plural, I think it's very possible you score one pet on one bear but do not find time in your remaining days on earth to get your hand(s)/stump(s)/organ(s) into some scritches on the second one.
Therefore I must, with the utmost politeness, disagree with your assertion!
And I just know this is a great metaphor for some manufacturing defect or race condition I've investigated at work, lol.
Speaking of which, in that analogy the "remaining days on earth" would definitely be stored as a double precision floating point and not an integer. I mean obviously, lol.
I mean, I would want to try, but would be using all my strength to focus logically instead of emotionally. Just one second of caving in could be the best last day of my life.
17 Comments
sbv@sh.itjust.works · 56 pts · 306d
You can totally pet bears. Once.
prole@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 14 pts · 306d
Grizzly Man was able to do it a few times. Until he wasn't.
oxysis@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 10 pts · 306d
Worth it.
Zink@programming.dev · 2 pts · 306d
With "bears" being plural, I think it's very possible you score one pet on one bear but do not find time in your remaining days on earth to get your hand(s)/stump(s)/organ(s) into some scritches on the second one.
Therefore I must, with the utmost politeness, disagree with your assertion!
And I just know this is a great metaphor for some manufacturing defect or race condition I've investigated at work, lol.
Speaking of which, in that analogy the "remaining days on earth" would definitely be stored as a double precision floating point and not an integer. I mean obviously, lol.
foodandart@lemmy.zip · 30 pts · 306d
You CAN pet bears, but you'll wanna wash your hands afterwards: The are oily and stink like the biggest, wettest stankiest dog you ever smelled.
Denjin@feddit.uk · 19 pts · 306d
The apples are probably fermented so those may very well be tipsy bears.
marius@feddit.org · 10 pts · 306d
Can I pet them then?
Denjin@feddit.uk · 7 pts · 306d
Like any drunk people, either very definitely yes or very definitely not, there is no middle ground.
itkovian@lemmy.world · 19 pts · 306d
Why friend-shaped, if not friend?
LadyButterfly@piefed.blahaj.zone · 7 pts · 306d
Design flaw
msage@programming.dev · 5 pts · 306d
Intelligent design my ass
cerebralhawks@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 14 pts · 306d
You can pet bears. I wouldn’t make many future plans though.
Actually I bet if you found some bear cubs, you could pet or play with them. At least until mama bear comes round.
TropicalDingdong@lemmy.world · 10 pts · 306d
I mean you can probably pet some bears
Diplomjodler3@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 306d
They might be in a good mood after having all those apples. Not that I'd want to try.
VieuxQueb@lemmy.ca · 3 pts · 306d
I mean, I would want to try, but would be using all my strength to focus logically instead of emotionally. Just one second of caving in could be the best last day of my life.
0_o7@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 5 pts · 306d
Can I pet that dog?
Can I pet that DOG?
CAN I PET THAT DAWG?
peshmerga@sopuli.xyz · 3 pts · 306d
who says? gets armed nomed off AHH FUCKK!!!!!!