c/lemmyshitpost · by CatGPT@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 296dHonk 251 points · 14 comments · view on lemmy.world
14 Comments
Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world · 13 pts · 296d
What the hell are geese eating? God damn!!!! Just honking and shitting EVERYWHERE!!!
over_clox@lemmy.world · 11 pts · 296d
Me, riding my bicycle..
"I have no horn, but I must poop..."
💩
DrDystopia@lemy.lol · 7 pts · 296d
There's dedicated horns for clowns in traffic, friend.
over_clox@lemmy.world · 9 pts · 296d
Instructions unclear, squeezes balls, shits pants..
DrDystopia@lemy.lol · 5 pts · 296d
Then a clown horn is definitively for you!
HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 295d
but what do you do on days that aren't normal?
over_clox@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 295d
Squeeze pants and shit my balls, obviously.
cRazi_man@europe.pub · 3 pts · 296d
Get a bumper sticker that says "poop if you have no horn"
BallShapedMan@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 296d
I want to be that person's friend.
SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 296d
What am I supposed to do, just constantly lean on the horn?
taiyang@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 296d
I like this. I also like the one I saw in the wild "I'm speeding because I need to POOP."
db2@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 296d
What do I do if I currently am? I'm assuming barrel roll.
SnotFlickerman@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 3 pts · 296d
Honk.
shalafi@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 296d
Somebody help me please!