Edible Wood

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s@piefed.world · 151 pts · 310d (15 replies)

Wait until OP finds out about cinnamon

jol@discuss.tchncs.de · 52 pts · 310d (8 replies)

Any wood is edible if you puverize it...

anomnom@sh.itjust.works · 16 pts · 310d (3 replies)

Wait till they learn about Kraft Parmesan “cheese”. We call it sawdust at dinner.

ILikeBoobies@lemmy.ca · 5 pts · 309d (2 replies)

Cellulose (a filler) is sawdust and found in the ingredients of the above item.

anomnom@sh.itjust.works · 1 pts · 309d (1 reply)

Yup! that’s where the nickname came from.

ILikeBoobies@lemmy.ca · 1 pts · 309d

I call it the same, was giving an explanation for people unfamiliar with it.

Devjavu@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 9 pts · 310d

I dar you to eat pulverized Hevea brasiliensis.

mnemonicmonkeys@sh.itjust.works · 3 pts · 310d (2 replies)

And snortable!

krooklochurm@lemmy.ca · 4 pts · 310d (1 reply)

But can it be boofed?

Title of my new YouTube channel called it.

Test_Tickles@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 309d

Justice Kavanaugh, getting a little bored just sitting around doing nothing on the Supreme Court? Decided if you're going to be shoving things in your butt anyways you might as well film it and put it on YouTube?

Zoomboingding@lemmy.world · 21 pts · 310d (4 replies)

Or bamboo

vaultdweller013@sh.itjust.works · 9 pts · 310d (1 reply)

Instructions unclear domesticated the Wild Jungle Cock.

DragonTypeWyvern@midwest.social · 4 pts · 309d

But then it's Domesticated City Cock!

psud@aussie.zone · 5 pts · 310d (1 reply)

That's grass

Duke_Nukem_1990@feddit.org · 6 pts · 310d

Grass is trees.

BastingChemina@slrpnk.net · 4 pts · 309d

Heart of palm as well

Pistcow@lemmy.world · 96 pts · 310d (2 replies)

All trees are edible if youre not a little bitch.

Maroon@lemmy.world · 66 pts · 310d (1 reply)

birch

ILikeBoobies@lemmy.ca · 2 pts · 309d

Birch is bitter.

KindnessIsPunk@lemmy.ca · 62 pts · 310d (12 replies)

The fruit of this tree are edible raw or cooked. Although if eaten raw, the skin must be scored for some time in order to release a copious latex.

The wood of the yacaratiá tree is served as a delicacy in Argentinian restaurants. The wood is soaked in honey or syrup and is also available in chocolate bonbons or in flavored jams with sawdust. The wood is soft and fibrous and the taste has been compared to chestnuts.

Reminds me of that YouTuber that keeps turning wood into ice cream.

grue@lemmy.world · 16 pts · 310d (3 replies)

NileRed, I assume?

birdwing@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 13 pts · 310d (1 reply)

Isn't that another? I remember a Youtuber who made living rat neurons play DOOM. He also made meat leaves, btw. And socks from milk.

Orygin@sh.itjust.works · 17 pts · 310d

That's the Thought Emporium

KindnessIsPunk@lemmy.ca · 12 pts · 310d

This YouTuber was the one I had in mind but NileRed is another great one.

flora_explora@beehaw.org · 6 pts · 310d (1 reply)

The next paragraph adds the explanation, why its wood is edible:

Although most wood is indigestible to humans due to the high lignin content, the yacaratiá tree is only around 10% cellulose while the rest is mostly water with very little lignin content. Unlike most plants, cells of this tree contain large spaces within their walls which store water.

It is in the Caricaceae (Papaya family) and apparently a pioneer species just like papaya trees. No wonder it is mostly water and hardly any lignin!

prole@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 2 pts · 309d

Lignan deez nuts!

Sorry

trolololol@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 310d (2 replies)

Not a chance they can make a restaurant like this in Argentina. They are one of the most reluctant people to try different foods.

Also I'm double sceptical since the same article says it grows in tropical forests in Nicaragua etc, and Argentina has a single smallish area that could be called tropical forest, and that would be a stretch.

FosterMolasses@leminal.space · 1 pts · 309d

They are one of the most reluctant people to try different foods.

Really? I'm surprised.

LordTE7R1S@lemmy.sdf.org · 1 pts · 309d

I totally agree, you can't get most Argentines to eat anything different from milanesas, pasta and asado. Drinks too, you get hundreds if not thousands of different soft drinks and juices in other countries, here its just cola, fanta and sprite kind of beverages.

And I never heard of wood being served in restaurants.

QuoVadisHomines@sh.itjust.works · 3 pts · 310d

Persimmons are like 40% lignin by weight. They are the largest cause of phytobezoars.

RedSnt@feddit.dk · 2 pts · 310d

Or the "How Much Sawdust Can You Put In A Rice Crispy?" video where they loosely tested how many percent of a rice crispy could be replaced by sawdust.

stinky@redlemmy.com · 1 pts · 310d

what youtuber

Hello_there@fedia.io · 51 pts · 310d (3 replies)

Related: videos about how much sawdust you can put into rice Krispies before it's noticeable.
Spoiler: it's like 30% by volume. Pretty wild.

FosterMolasses@leminal.space · 2 pts · 309d (1 reply)

I think MatPatt did the same thing with christmas cookies lol

GreenKnight23@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 309d

that's just like... a theory man...

A_Chilean_Cyborg@feddit.cl · 2 pts · 309d

William osman, i love it.

atrielienz@lemmy.world · 21 pts · 310d (3 replies)

I used to eat the shells on sun flower seeds. That's basically wood and it was indeed edible.

OldChicoAle@lemmy.world · 12 pts · 310d (1 reply)

Umm ew, David

xx3rawr@sh.itjust.works · 1 pts · 309d
mika_mika@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 309d

I still eat the shells on sunflower seeds. I would just buy them de-shelled if I didn't want to eat them.

SchmidtGenetics@lemmy.world · 19 pts · 310d (2 replies)

I mean all wood is edible for the most part. It’s also in a lot food!

Cellulose! It’s used to keep your shredded cheese from sticking together.

Just chewing on a twig of oak or fir isn’t gonna kill you.

masterspace@lemmy.ca · 18 pts · 310d

Edible, Non-Toxic, and Food form a Venn diagram.

nickiwest@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 309d

Be careful with that advice. Yew is highly toxic.

GreatTitEnthusiast@mander.xyz · 16 pts · 310d
TTimo@lemmy.today · 12 pts · 310d (3 replies)

Bamboo would like a word

Leeks@lemmy.world · 13 pts · 310d

Bamboo is a grass.

jol@discuss.tchncs.de · 13 pts · 310d (1 reply)

Fake wood. FAKE

First_Thunder@lemmy.zip · 7 pts · 310d

Unamerican Fake wood, only the democrats could like it. An Oak tree came to me, big oak, strong oak, tears rolling down its eyes thanking me for finally ending the madness of the fake oak

BrokenGlepnir@lemmy.world · 11 pts · 310d (3 replies)

I watched a video from a guy who just goes into the forest to find ways to eat the trees. He really passionate about it.

ChicoSuave@lemmy.world · 14 pts · 310d

You found a termite

FartsWithAnAccent@fedia.io · 1 pts · 310d (1 reply)

Link?

YerbaYerba@lemmy.zip · 10 pts · 310d (2 replies)

Found this Spanish language article about it. Sounds like a single company has developed the process to make it edible in 1999.

https://www.7canibales.com/despensa/yacaratia-madera-comestible/

jaybone@lemmy.zip · 5 pts · 310d (1 reply)

I meant to register 7cannibals.com

Aeao@lemmy.world · 13 pts · 310d

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remon@ani.social · 6 pts · 310d (2 replies)
dditty@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 5 pts · 310d

Trichonephila edulis roasting on an open fire 🎵

Speiser0@feddit.org · 1 pts · 310d
MattW03@lemmy.ca · 6 pts · 310d

Anything that can be eaten without causing harm is edible. The question is if it's also digestible.

stinky@redlemmy.com · 4 pts · 310d
prettybunnys@piefed.social · 3 pts · 310d

Ice cream wood guy intensifies

TomMasz@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 310d

Packed with fiber!

jol@discuss.tchncs.de · 2 pts · 310d

https://youtu.be/C4klWmwC2ds

Makes this dumb ad sound even dumber.

enbiousenvy@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 2 pts · 310d

there was a trend of cooked & seasoned river rocks. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5pKUGuaMnSs

Siegfried@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 310d

Wait, do we have that?