You're braver than I thought
You should smell it on the inside
What an incredible smell you’ve discovered. It may smell bad, kid but it’ll keep you warm.
It's a trap!
Negative. It didn't go in.
Just impacted on the surface.
Can't blame 'im, though. He'd never sighted down on a womp rat. 🙃
Gotta bullseye some Womp Rats before you're ready for a trench run.
You silver-tongued devil.
FW: FW: fw: RE: FW: LOL so true!
I downloaded this joke in a text file from LImewire before 9/11.
obscure weird al song.mp3
I miss goofy email forwards, today's boomers post racist shit on Facebook.
Into the garbage chute, flyboy.
Even I get boarded sometimes. You think I had a choice?
The life of a repo man is always intense.
Classic flick. 🤘🏼
Ordinary fucking people man, I hate em.
Any port in a storm.
That was a river, this is the ocean, baby girl.
And I thought she smelled bad... on the outside.
Get in there you hairy oaf!
Eyoooo!
… and I’ll do it again.
25 Comments
nycvin@lemmy.world · 98 pts · 300d
You're braver than I thought
Bakkoda@lemmy.zip · 15 pts · 299d
You should smell it on the inside
scarabic@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 299d
What an incredible smell you’ve discovered. It may smell bad, kid but it’ll keep you warm.
bear@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 9 pts · 299d
It's a trap!
peoplebeproblems@midwest.social · 54 pts · 300d
Negative. It didn't go in.
harmbugler@piefed.social · 54 pts · 300d
Just impacted on the surface.
otter@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 10 pts · 300d
Can't blame 'im, though. He'd never sighted down on a womp rat. 🙃
GongFuFlashSteep@slrpnk.net · 51 pts · 300d
Gotta bullseye some Womp Rats before you're ready for a trench run.
ivanafterall@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 299d
You silver-tongued devil.
SatyrSack@quokk.au · 39 pts · 300d
FW: FW: fw: RE: FW: LOL so true!
GreenShimada@lemmy.world · 16 pts · 300d
I downloaded this joke in a text file from LImewire before 9/11.
ivanafterall@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 299d
obscure weird al song.mp3
Rooty@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 299d
I miss goofy email forwards, today's boomers post racist shit on Facebook.
FloatingAlong@lemmy.world · 25 pts · 299d
Into the garbage chute, flyboy.
renegadespork@lemmy.jelliefrontier.net · 22 pts · 300d
Even I get boarded sometimes. You think I had a choice?
Maiq@piefed.social · 17 pts · 300d
The life of a repo man is always intense.
otter@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 6 pts · 300d
Classic flick. 🤘🏼
Awesomo85@sh.itjust.works · 0 pts · 299d
Ordinary fucking people man, I hate em.
lightnsfw@reddthat.com · 15 pts · 299d
Any port in a storm.
ivanafterall@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 299d
That was a river, this is the ocean, baby girl.
GreenKnight23@lemmy.world · 13 pts · 299d
shalafi@lemmy.world · 9 pts · 300d
And I thought she smelled bad... on the outside.
Get in there you hairy oaf!
HootinNHollerin@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 8 pts · 300d
Eyoooo!
SatansMaggotyCumFart@piefed.world · 8 pts · 300d
… and I’ll do it again.
ivanafterall@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 299d
TheBat@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 300d