FloatingAlong

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on What a beauty! · c/cat · 3 pts · 16d

One scratches at the door, wanting out. The other scratches back, wanting in.

"Look... me and the McDonald's people got this little misunderstanding. See, they're McDonald's... I'm McDowell's. They got the Golden Arches, mine is the Golden Arcs. They got the Big Mac, I got the Big Mick. We both got two all-beef patties, special sauce, lettuce, cheese, pickles and onions, but their buns have sesame seeds. My buns have no seeds."

on Attention! · c/memes · 4 pts · 68d

Sucking on it never sat right with me, Cougs.

on Me_irl · c/me_irl · 2 pts · 73d

I've not read it. Does the story specifically mention that he's packing a juicy hog?