Tech giant Oracle cuts 21,000 jobs as it embraces AI

https://www.bbc.com/news/articles/c4gy0x0j5deo

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KingKong33@lemmy.ml · 12 pts · 86d (5 replies)

Fuck Ellison.

nymnympseudonym@piefed.social · 6 pts · 86d (4 replies)

Q: what's the difference between God and Larry Ellison?

A: God doesn't think he is Larry Ellison.


Q: What's the difference between Oracle and the Boy Scouts?

A: The Boy Scouts are led by adults.

from_D4rkness@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 86d (3 replies)

Maybe I'm just high, but for the one about god and ellison, couldn't you exchange ellison's name with anyone, and god would also not think he is that person? While ellison obviously thinks that he is ellison, god would not think that he himself is ellison.

FloatingAlong@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 86d

The implication being that Ellison thinks he is God.

nymnympseudonym@piefed.social · 2 pts · 86d (1 reply)

News flash: there is not actually a Sky Daddy

from_D4rkness@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 86d

I feel the same way, especially one gendered as explicitely male. I only used the same denotations I was given to present the fallacy of the joke.

nightwatch_admin@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 86d

Can’t wait for it to violently collapse under its own stupidity.