FedEx and UPS are merging. The new company will be named "Fed-Up"

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Rhynoplaz@lemmy.world · 19 pts · 294d (1 reply)

My wife and I kicked around some alternatives and settled on UPSEx

"It'll come overnight."

SanctimoniousApe@lemmings.world · 2 pts · 294d

Breathing heavily.

Wilco@lemmy.zip · 8 pts · 294d (1 reply)

No, they can't use the UP from UPS or the Fed from FedEx. Trademark issues.

The new company is just called SEx.

DebatableRaccoon@lemmy.ca · 5 pts · 294d

It might come tomorrow. Sometime between 8 and 5

Clasm@ttrpg.network · 4 pts · 294d (2 replies)

If FedEx is short for Federal Express, and UPS is short for United Postal Service

Does anyone know what DHL is short for?

My best guess is Dyslexic Letter Handlers!

SanctimoniousApe@lemmings.world · 5 pts · 294d

It's a German company, so the first word is probably Deutsch(land) - the rest I have no idea.

NOPE. Wikipedia article starts with:

DHL (originally named after founders Dalsey, Hillblom and Lynn) is a multinational logistics company, founded in the United States and headquartered in Bonn, Germany.

On a side note, back in the early 2000s, DHL managed to lose an entire 70 pound large screen CRT computer monitor being shipped to me. It made it all the way to their local distribution center, and then just... disappeared. To this day I'm convinced an employee stole it. The company I ordered from had to ship a second one out.

Kolanaki@pawb.social · 1 pts · 294d

"Did (you) Hear Laurel (or Yanni)?"

Tolookah@discuss.tchncs.de · 3 pts · 294d (1 reply)

Their retail branch will be Ex-S

SanctimoniousApe@lemmings.world · 3 pts · 294d

Those entering the location will then be INXS.

flambonkscious@sh.itjust.works · 2 pts · 294d (1 reply)

If pay to see this!

Great work, op

SanctimoniousApe@lemmings.world · 3 pts · 294d

If they merge, you WILL be paying, alright...