That's the one where OP doesn't really do anything gay though, the tall hot guy tells him not to be a "silly little boy" and OP gets harder than he's ever been. Discovering that he is both attracted to men and a bottom all at once
It's pretty self explanatory. On nearly every green text post, someone will point out A) Why the story is fake and B) Why the person who posted it is gay.
No idea where it originated from, but it's the childish level of humor that I appreciate.
Oh, lots of real things are gay, but a shocking majority of fake things are, because most straights are just spaghetti whose repressed shit finds its way out, while most queers are pretty cool about making our shit gay.
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LuckingFurker@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 103 pts · 291d
That's the one where OP doesn't really do anything gay though, the tall hot guy tells him not to be a "silly little boy" and OP gets harder than he's ever been. Discovering that he is both attracted to men and a bottom all at once
TotallynotJessica@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 56 pts · 290d
LuckingFurker@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 26 pts · 290d
He didn't, he just reacted to something. Like a gay bottom
HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 290d
you need better bottoms
LuckingFurker@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 1 pts · 290d
I only have access to the one bottom - me - and I'm trying. Not my best, but I am trying
RaivoKulli@sopuli.xyz · 1 pts · 290d
That's an involuntary action though, as in his body doing something
reev@sh.itjust.works · 33 pts · 290d
One of the straightest experiences I have every Saturday at 22:00.
SatansMaggotyCumFart@piefed.world · 28 pts · 290d
If you think about it there’s nothing straighter then getting a dick in the ass.
Ioughttamow@fedia.io · 27 pts · 290d
What’s manlier than man on man action?
LuckingFurker@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 2 pts · 290d
ByteJunk@lemmy.world · 58 pts · 290d
Fake: anon claims to be straight.
Gay: violently so.
Checks out
rumschlumpel@feddit.org · 43 pts · 291d
I wonder how many of these are serious.
TotallynotJessica@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 115 pts · 291d
The rule of greentexts; they all are:
SquishedFly@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 55 pts · 291d
From 4chan experience I can sadly say that there is a third.... Racism . _.
roguetrick@lemmy.world · 36 pts · 291d
Yeah but rascisim is fueled by fake and cuck fantasy.
Linearity@piefed.zip · 8 pts · 290d
Can someone image explain the fake gay thing? 😭😭
jballs@sh.itjust.works · 14 pts · 290d
It's pretty self explanatory. On nearly every green text post, someone will point out A) Why the story is fake and B) Why the person who posted it is gay.
No idea where it originated from, but it's the childish level of humor that I appreciate.
cassandrafatigue@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 4 pts · 290d
Yes but most fake things are pretty gay.
TotallynotJessica@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 4 pts · 290d
And yet, I find gay things to be so real
cassandrafatigue@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 4 pts · 290d
Oh, lots of real things are gay, but a shocking majority of fake things are, because most straights are just spaghetti whose repressed shit finds its way out, while most queers are pretty cool about making our shit gay.
teslasaur@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 291d
You forgot tits or gtfo.
HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 290d
sigh...
metaStatic@kbin.earth · 6 pts · 291d
serious fiction? all of them.
guy@piefed.social · 18 pts · 290d
It always depends on if no homo was uttered in relation to the events
tekeous@beehaw.org · 6 pts · 290d
I was gonna guess forcefem but based on some of these comments I’m gonna hazard a guess I was wrong
what does this say about me 😳
cassandrafatigue@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 7 pts · 290d
Put on this dress right now or I'll never tell you.
captainlezbian@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 290d
Idk sometimes it's not the straight that op is wrong about
TotallynotJessica@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 15 pts · 290d
when you like men but that isn't what makes you gay
msage@programming.dev · 8 pts · 290d
Where is the Arch logo?