What's something you've lied to yourself about?

"Our relationship is going to work despite this". You'd think I'd have learned after the first few times...

"I can fix him."

No. No you can't. If he needs fixing, let him fix himself. Without you.

Thankfully I'm a quick study. Only had to do it twice.

"I will only eat half of this pizza right now, and I will save the rest for tomorrow."

He'll change lol

I can do this alone.

"its okay, I don't need mental help, I can handle this on my own"

I could not, and now I'm seeing a lot of professionals

"I'm not trans, I was just saying I was for attention"

Turns out, I am trans, and I was just internalizing nonsense from dipshits on the internet.