Xitter gold rule

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germanatlas@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 74 pts · 290d (3 replies)

How many of them are just blatant racism?

ZILtoid1991@lemmy.world · 55 pts · 290d (2 replies)

Since it's Xitter, it'll be like 80-90%.

JamieDub86@piefed.social · 13 pts · 290d (1 reply)

I made a comment that took the piss out of Conservatives once, and it got quite a lot of attention, do you think that that could be on the list?

ZILtoid1991@lemmy.world · 17 pts · 290d

Once or twice there will be, just to show people that Xitter is "not a far-right hellhole".

Catoblepas@piefed.blahaj.zone · 66 pts · 290d (3 replies)

If they wanted to make money hand over fist, they’d let you pay to delete someone else’s tweet. That would be the one thing that could make me consider going back. Fortunately, as a fucking terrible poster, Musk knows he would never survive

Lauchmelder@feddit.org · 33 pts · 290d (2 replies)

He would just introduce a new tier of xitter blue that lets you become immune to those deletions

SkaveRat@discuss.tchncs.de · 25 pts · 289d

pay to restore the tweet. price of deletion/restore increases by 10% every time

ElderReflections@fedia.io · 9 pts · 289d

Crowd funded auction = cash from both sides

iamdefinitelyoverthirteen@lemmy.world · 48 pts · 289d (2 replies)

Thanks for banging me, kind stranger.

Bakkoda@sh.itjust.works · 11 pts · 289d

Daddy I got banged on Twitter by Elon Musk! I was live streaming too!

dreadbeef@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 6 pts · 289d

Trust me, I'm certified to bang here

Maxxie@piefed.blahaj.zone · 42 pts · 290d (2 replies)

I'm racking my brain, trying to find a worse phrase in the English language than "authentic interaction".

There's "blood and soil" (but its mostly german) and I think that's it?

Cevilia@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 23 pts · 290d
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ZILtoid1991@lemmy.world · 17 pts · 290d

The two are related, because techno-fascism.

Cevilia@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 31 pts · 290d (5 replies)
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Kenny2999@lemmy.world · 27 pts · 290d (3 replies)

Technically you're already intestines wrapped in a skin.

sniggleboots@europe.pub · 19 pts · 290d (1 reply)

Speak for yourself, meatbag

snoons@lemmy.ca · 7 pts · 290d

Ooo so we just have to turn them inside out and then we can feast!

NoForwardslashS@sopuli.xyz · 7 pts · 290d

Why would you rather be an uncertified sausage?

Assassassin@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 28 pts · 289d (1 reply)

It's like the guy is allergic to doing anything cool. He always does the cringiest, lamest thing he can do in a situation.

tigeruppercut@lemmy.zip · 4 pts · 289d

If I had to make an award for elons lamest actions of the month I'd probably call it the certified banger

Etterra@discuss.online · 10 pts · 290d

Plot twist, it's porn.

cupcakezealot@piefed.blahaj.zone · 9 pts · 289d
bloup@lemmy.sdf.org · 9 pts · 289d (3 replies)

Im confused. How is this similar to to reddit gold? Seems more like “bestof” but run by the platform itself.

bstix@feddit.dk · 3 pts · 289d (2 replies)

.. and this is different from Reddit gold how?

bloup@lemmy.sdf.org · 4 pts · 289d (1 reply)

Reddit gold was a paid subscription service that gave users some additional or enhanced features. It was possible to buy another user reddit gold as a gesture of appreciation for some kind of comment they made and a little icon would appear on the post if that happened. Really nothing about what i remember of reddit gold seems remotely similar to this “certified bangers” thing. Maybe you can explain what your understanding of what reddit gold is.

bstix@feddit.dk · 2 pts · 289d

The joke is that Reddit is the only one "buying" Reddit gold. They use it to herd the hivemind.

M137@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 289d

This has major "How Do You Do, Fellow Kids?" energy, but in a weird way where it sounds like something a CEO from 2005 would come up with.

maccentric@sh.itjust.works · 2 pts · 289d

Thoughts and prayers?

cupcakezealot@piefed.blahaj.zone · 1 pts · 289d
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