If they wanted to make money hand over fist, they’d let you pay to delete someone else’s tweet. That would be the one thing that could make me consider going back. Fortunately, as a fucking terrible poster, Musk knows he would never survive
Reddit gold was a paid subscription service that gave users some additional or enhanced features. It was possible to buy another user reddit gold as a gesture of appreciation for some kind of comment they made and a little icon would appear on the post if that happened. Really nothing about what i remember of reddit gold seems remotely similar to this “certified bangers” thing. Maybe you can explain what your understanding of what reddit gold is.
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germanatlas@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 74 pts · 290d
How many of them are just blatant racism?
ZILtoid1991@lemmy.world · 55 pts · 290d
Since it's Xitter, it'll be like 80-90%.
JamieDub86@piefed.social · 13 pts · 290d
I made a comment that took the piss out of Conservatives once, and it got quite a lot of attention, do you think that that could be on the list?
ZILtoid1991@lemmy.world · 17 pts · 290d
Once or twice there will be, just to show people that Xitter is "not a far-right hellhole".
Catoblepas@piefed.blahaj.zone · 66 pts · 290d
If they wanted to make money hand over fist, they’d let you pay to delete someone else’s tweet. That would be the one thing that could make me consider going back. Fortunately, as a fucking terrible poster, Musk knows he would never survive
Lauchmelder@feddit.org · 33 pts · 290d
He would just introduce a new tier of xitter blue that lets you become immune to those deletions
SkaveRat@discuss.tchncs.de · 25 pts · 289d
pay to restore the tweet. price of deletion/restore increases by 10% every time
ElderReflections@fedia.io · 9 pts · 289d
Crowd funded auction = cash from both sides
iamdefinitelyoverthirteen@lemmy.world · 48 pts · 289d
Thanks for banging me, kind stranger.
Bakkoda@sh.itjust.works · 11 pts · 289d
Daddy I got banged on Twitter by Elon Musk! I was live streaming too!
dreadbeef@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 6 pts · 289d
Trust me, I'm certified to bang here
Maxxie@piefed.blahaj.zone · 42 pts · 290d
I'm racking my brain, trying to find a worse phrase in the English language than "authentic interaction".
There's "blood and soil" (but its mostly german) and I think that's it?
Cevilia@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 23 pts · 290d
ZILtoid1991@lemmy.world · 17 pts · 290d
The two are related, because techno-fascism.
Cevilia@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 31 pts · 290d
Kenny2999@lemmy.world · 27 pts · 290d
Technically you're already intestines wrapped in a skin.
sniggleboots@europe.pub · 19 pts · 290d
Speak for yourself, meatbag
gravitas_deficiency@sh.itjust.works · 13 pts · 290d
snoons@lemmy.ca · 7 pts · 290d
Ooo so we just have to turn them inside out and then we can feast!
NoForwardslashS@sopuli.xyz · 7 pts · 290d
Why would you rather be an uncertified sausage?
Assassassin@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 28 pts · 289d
It's like the guy is allergic to doing anything cool. He always does the cringiest, lamest thing he can do in a situation.
tigeruppercut@lemmy.zip · 4 pts · 289d
If I had to make an award for elons lamest actions of the month I'd probably call it the certified banger
Etterra@discuss.online · 10 pts · 290d
Plot twist, it's porn.
cupcakezealot@piefed.blahaj.zone · 9 pts · 289d
can't believe elon unironically turned twitter into youface fro 30 rock
bloup@lemmy.sdf.org · 9 pts · 289d
Im confused. How is this similar to to reddit gold? Seems more like “bestof” but run by the platform itself.
bstix@feddit.dk · 3 pts · 289d
.. and this is different from Reddit gold how?
bloup@lemmy.sdf.org · 4 pts · 289d
Reddit gold was a paid subscription service that gave users some additional or enhanced features. It was possible to buy another user reddit gold as a gesture of appreciation for some kind of comment they made and a little icon would appear on the post if that happened. Really nothing about what i remember of reddit gold seems remotely similar to this “certified bangers” thing. Maybe you can explain what your understanding of what reddit gold is.
bstix@feddit.dk · 2 pts · 289d
The joke is that Reddit is the only one "buying" Reddit gold. They use it to herd the hivemind.
M137@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 289d
This has major "How Do You Do, Fellow Kids?" energy, but in a weird way where it sounds like something a CEO from 2005 would come up with.
maccentric@sh.itjust.works · 2 pts · 289d
Thoughts and prayers?
cupcakezealot@piefed.blahaj.zone · 1 pts · 289d