I can’t wait for a court case where they accuse someone of breaking the law for not removing their mask for whatever reason the Gestapo make up at the time.
La Résistance got started with tire slashing, cutting phone lines and defacing propaganda before working its way up to formidable fighting / mischief force.
Completely unrelated, but did you know that if all 4 tires are slashed on your car, insurance will typically cover the replacement; but if only 2-3 tires are slashed, you have to cover the replacement cost yourself?
It will if it's inside the engine, as in inside the crankcase where oil goes. Your fuel filter will block any sediment, and there isn't a ton that dissolves in gas. If the only thing you have available is the gas tank you want to add an oxidizer. Bleach in a gas tank will fuck an engine up, as will a few non petroleum fuels. Diesel will stall a gas engine, sand and sugar do nothing, but bleach will internally rust every bit of iron in the fuel rail and inside the cylinders.
Icepick into the sidewall or in between the tread pattern requires less force / strength and is much less obvious than slashing the tyres. Goes down slower though (which can be good or bad depending on the situation)
Unscrewing the tire valve stem cores takes no strength, and it's much less likely they'll figure it out. You also don't have to walk around with an ice pick to get caught with.
Oh just about any tool will work, I used needle-nose pliers to yank the valve stems out when I worked as a grease monkey replacing old tires with new. Problem is…it’s really loud and you don’t want the SS drawing down on you.
I’m thinking about taking up acupuncture, for totally unrelated reasons. Sidewall body therapy, can’t plug that.
53 Comments
potatopotato@sh.itjust.works · 84 pts · 274d
Flock cameras have fairly expensive lipo batteries in them ☝️
Darkassassin07@lemmy.ca · 76 pts · 274d
Be careful; there's better ways to resist.
ApathyTree@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 43 pts · 274d
When they all get out to swarm one person but leave the vehicle running, just get in, drive it several blocks away, and leave it there. :p
MajorasTerribleFate@lemmy.zip · 36 pts · 274d
Wear a mask. They're pretty accepting of wearing masks.
Inaminate_Carbon_Rod@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 274d
I can’t wait for a court case where they accuse someone of breaking the law for not removing their mask for whatever reason the Gestapo make up at the time.
Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 15 pts · 274d
True, those little buggers are WAY too fast and nimble! You're likely to get a faceful of claws for your efforts if you go about it wrong!
usualsuspect191@lemmy.ca · 67 pts · 274d
I thought it was was referring to Internal Combustion Engines and was thinking, well yeah obviously.
MajorasTerribleFate@lemmy.zip · 37 pts · 274d
I.C.E. ICE engines
jim_v@lemmy.world · 17 pts · 274d
Ding ding ding, ding-a ding-ding.
Psythik@lemmy.world · 11 pts · 274d
Vanilla I.C.E. ICE engines!
Jumbie@lemmy.zip · 3 pts · 274d
He was at Mar-a-gago with Dotard so this tracks.
MeatPilot@sh.itjust.works · 32 pts · 274d
This will just make the car loud, but drivable. Also guess who gets to pay for the new converter? Tax dollars.
Want to have it stall out or immobilize? Block the tailpipe with something, like a potato or slash tires.
Super quick, doesn't require climbing under the car.
Still carries fines and most likely criminal charges in this case. But since we are talking hacking off pieces of ICE vehicles anyway.
uriel238@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 14 pts · 274d
La Résistance got started with tire slashing, cutting phone lines and defacing propaganda before working its way up to formidable fighting / mischief force.
Practice, practice.
I suspect coathanger caltrops would work too.
I_Has_A_Hat@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 273d
Completely unrelated, but did you know that if all 4 tires are slashed on your car, insurance will typically cover the replacement; but if only 2-3 tires are slashed, you have to cover the replacement cost yourself?
HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 273d
i'd think unless it was already lodged the coat hanger would bend. don't want to try it on anything i own though and i like all my neighbors
uriel238@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 2 pts · 271d
I suppose it depends on the coat hangers, but typical ones prove quite
ridgedrigid. Obviously you want to cut the tips at an angle.CubitOom@infosec.pub · 11 pts · 274d
I wonder how many sugar cubes can be thrown into their fuel tank without them noticing.
dual_sport_dork@lemmy.world · 17 pts · 274d
FYI, sugar doesn't dissolve in gasoline. The sugar-in-the-tank thing is an old wives' tale.
Luckily water is heavier than gasoline, is available everywhere, and engines can't run on it.
CubitOom@infosec.pub · 2 pts · 274d
Oh thanks
rainwall@piefed.social · 7 pts · 274d
Sand will also generally fuck an engine up, just as an FYI.
despoticruin@lemmy.zip · 2 pts · 273d
It will if it's inside the engine, as in inside the crankcase where oil goes. Your fuel filter will block any sediment, and there isn't a ton that dissolves in gas. If the only thing you have available is the gas tank you want to add an oxidizer. Bleach in a gas tank will fuck an engine up, as will a few non petroleum fuels. Diesel will stall a gas engine, sand and sugar do nothing, but bleach will internally rust every bit of iron in the fuel rail and inside the cylinders.
dublet@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 274d
Potatoes? In this economy?
LibertyLizard@slrpnk.net · 4 pts · 274d
The more they spend on repairs the less is left for other things. The more budget they have to devote to this fiasco, the more backlash there will be.
thanksforallthefish@literature.cafe · 3 pts · 274d
Icepick into the sidewall or in between the tread pattern requires less force / strength and is much less obvious than slashing the tyres. Goes down slower though (which can be good or bad depending on the situation)
dual_sport_dork@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 274d
Unscrewing the tire valve stem cores takes no strength, and it's much less likely they'll figure it out. You also don't have to walk around with an ice pick to get caught with.
thanksforallthefish@literature.cafe · 2 pts · 274d
Excellent point. Yes. That will certainly work, takes a bit longer but a good option
ZoopZeZoop@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 274d
Lodge a tiny rock it?
HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 273d
i think i heard green lentils are the right size
Sterile_Technique@lemmy.world · 26 pts · 274d
bold_atlas@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 274d
Intellectuals Engaging in Demonstrations should know that the undercarriages have no armor or reinforcement.
A_Union_of_Kobolds@lemmy.world · 24 pts · 274d
All you need is a sawzall ;)
CubitOom@infosec.pub · 27 pts · 274d
Postmortal_Pop@lemmy.world · 12 pts · 274d
Sawzal saws all.
Sterile_Technique@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 274d
Blackfeathr@lemmy.world · 24 pts · 274d
Have have?
CubitOom@infosec.pub · 20 pts · 274d
They do do
ameancow@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 274d
Jumbie@lemmy.zip · 5 pts · 274d
Baby Shark!
smeenz@lemmy.nz · 1 pts · 274d
Hair ? Or their?
ameancow@lemmy.world · 24 pts · 274d
CubitOom@infosec.pub · 10 pts · 274d
Sorry to sea
smeenz@lemmy.nz · 7 pts · 274d
Have have
Wilco@lemmy.zip · 1 pts · 274d
Do you here the words in your head when you read them?
FordBeeblebrox@lemmy.world · 18 pts · 274d
That’ll just make them loud and gassy, like your average gravy seal.
Cars do tend to need all 4 tires inflated though…
ArsonButCute@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 7 pts · 274d
Tire repair kits have the tools to remove shrader valves from tires making them... Somewhat difficult to keep inflated.
FordBeeblebrox@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 274d
Oh just about any tool will work, I used needle-nose pliers to yank the valve stems out when I worked as a grease monkey replacing old tires with new. Problem is…it’s really loud and you don’t want the SS drawing down on you.
I’m thinking about taking up acupuncture, for totally unrelated reasons. Sidewall body therapy, can’t plug that.
BarbudoGrande@lemmy.world · 17 pts · 274d
What's a good adhesive for both fish and metal?
Sterile_Technique@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 274d
Tollana1234567@lemmy.today · 3 pts · 274d
slash the tires? seems to be old and effective.
SatansMaggotyCumFart@piefed.world · 1 pts · 274d
You can grab a valve stem puller tool for a couple bucks that deflates a tire quick.
Sterile_Technique@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 274d
FinalRemix@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 274d
Closest I can find is Household Goop.
https://thistothat.com/cgi-bin/glue.cgi?lang=en&this=Leather&that=Metal
HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 273d
unrelated, but i've been trying to find the right glue for a repair and you just helped me a ton
jim_v@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 274d
https://shop.matuskataxidermy.com/products/derma-grip
RonniePickering@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 274d
$$$
corsicanguppy@lemmy.ca · 4 pts · 274d
where?
MourningDove@lemmy.zip · 3 pts · 274d
Isolde@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 274d
Hell yeah
SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 274d
You where?
mtpender@piefed.social · 1 pts · 274d
Time to hand out some free cat deletes boys!