PSA: The Dangers of The Devil's Lettuce

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finitebanjo@piefed.world · 35 pts · 306d (2 replies)
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DrunkAnRoot@sh.itjust.works · 8 pts · 306d (1 reply)

are you from florida

finitebanjo@piefed.world · 6 pts · 306d
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ALoafOfBread@lemmy.ml · 28 pts · 306d (2 replies)

OhmanthatsthatolddevilslettucemanwooootellyouwhathuhhuhirolledmeabigolbluntoncemanbutdadgumthangwaslacedwithacidmandangolLSDmantellyouhhwhatthoughtiwasadadgumtadpolebeinchasedbybigolalligatorsnappinturtleforthreewholedaysmanhuhhuhthatwassomegoodweedtellyouhhwhat

Cort@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 306d (1 reply)

boomhauer - rap god

[Dale Gribble] Lyrics comin' at ya at super sonic speed

[Boomhauer] Uh, summa, lumma, dooma, I’m a dang ol' human, man Boy, I tell ya what, I get a goddang superhuman Innovative and I'm made of dang ol' rubber So anything you say is ricocheting back at you, man Devastating more than ever demonstrating How to get a dang ol' audience Of feelin' like it's levitating Faded like a farmer’s tan, man, I tell you what Haters gettin worked up, complain hot like propane Boomhauer spittin' them facts man Spittin' them rhymes like a dang ol' tornado Jib-jabber like it just ain’t no thang Why be a god and not a dang ol' king?

AceFuzzLord@lemmy.zip · 1 pts · 305d

I didn't know I needed this until now. Thank you!

StarvingMartist@sh.itjust.works · 5 pts · 306d (4 replies)

That joint ain't lasting that long unless you soak it in honey and let it harden in the freezer. Now that's a long lasting joint

unemployedclaquer@sopuli.xyz · 2 pts · 306d (1 reply)

Tell me that doesn’t work. Someone tell this person to tell me that doesn’t work. I have been watching MASH the last three days and I know a lot. Does that work though?

StarvingMartist@sh.itjust.works · 1 pts · 306d

Unfortunately it does and it also makes it delicious

Buffy@libretechni.ca · 1 pts · 305d (1 reply)

How does one do this? Roll it and dip it in honey up to the filter, let the excess drip off and throw that bad boy in the freezer? I've often felt like they burn too fast and I'm wasting it.

StarvingMartist@sh.itjust.works · 2 pts · 305d

as i recall it was you put a thin line of it on your joint, wrap it in another joint paper, microwave it for just a couple of seconds to let it spread, then freeze. Only thing i really remember is its really important you don't use processed honey, that shit SHOULD NOT be smoked

HootinNHollerin@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 5 pts · 306d (2 replies)
ComfortableRaspberry@feddit.org · 2 pts · 306d (1 reply)
HootinNHollerin@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 1 pts · 306d

Thanks, updated

ivanafterall@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 305d (1 reply)

Does this mean I gain the singing voice of an angel? Seems a fair trade-off potentially.

Godric@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 305d

Only one way to find out!

Proprietary_Blend@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 306d

Boom boom boom boom boom boom boom.

Bass solo

lemmythrowaway597@sh.itjust.works · -17 pts · 306d (2 replies)
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NihilsineNefas@slrpnk.net · 2 pts · 306d (1 reply)

I'm in your walls

fuckyou257@sh.itjust.works · -1 pts · 306d
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