Rule cuisine

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SatansMaggotyCumFart@piefed.world · 74 pts · 302d (2 replies)

You can make it more potent by absorbing the frozen energy drink through your rectum.

Hadriscus@jlai.lu · 28 pts · 302d

just pop the sickle in there

applebusch@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 6 pts · 302d

Sounds cold

ol_capt_joe@piefed.ee · 43 pts · 302d (15 replies)

Let's have a looksee at your next kidney stone and find out... Gonna take maximum torque to pass that little guy

SpikesOtherDog@ani.social · 20 pts · 302d (13 replies)

I'm a coffee person. I brew a pot every morning, and I drink about half of it nowadays. Back when I was still drinking the whole thing, I would need something for long vacation car rides. Doing the math, a few energy drinks isn't as much as all the coffee, so I would ration out three energy drinks throughout the day instead. It always left me with poor sleep and a headache the next day.

At the rate I'm going, I'll probably be brewing myself loose leaf tea instead soon, but that's another story.

DagwoodIII@piefed.social · 11 pts · 302d (8 replies)

Have you tried chocolate covered espresso beans?

All the caffeine and no liquid.

Gormadt@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 14 pts · 302d (7 replies)

But really easy to accidentally eat too many

They're really easy to snack on a shitton if you're not paying attention

I figured that one out the hard way

DagwoodIII@piefed.social · 9 pts · 302d (4 replies)

I mentioned my habit to a doctor.

One of his classmates had to go to the hospital with a caffeine overdose after buying a five pound bag to smack on during finals.

SpikesOtherDog@ani.social · 7 pts · 302d (1 reply)

Yeah, I don't need that around the house.

DagwoodIII@piefed.social · 1 pts · 302d

When Ruthie says come see her

In her honky-tonk lagoon

Where I can watch her waltz for free

’Neath her Panamanian moon

An’ I say, “Aw come on now

You must know about my debutante”

An’ she says, “Your debutante just knows what you need

But I know what you want”

Oh, Mama, can this really be the end

To be stuck inside of Mobile

With the Memphis blues again

Gormadt@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 6 pts · 302d (1 reply)

Good news for me is that I didn't eat enough to go to the hospital, I had to call out of work the next day though as I didn't sleep AT ALL that night.

Slept like a log the following night though.

DagwoodIII@piefed.social · 4 pts · 302d

I overate them once. Wasn't too bad, I finally drifted off around 2 am. What I noticed was I didn't feel jittery or manic, just couldn't sleep.

But yes, use with caution.

cassandrafatigue@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 4 pts · 302d

Pre-portioned snack baggies.

phonics@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 302d

Once snacked on them with a friend in the back of a bus not knowing they were coffee beans. Next thing i know im white water rafting and i cant even swim.

rainwall@piefed.social · 9 pts · 302d (3 replies)

I highly recommend the tea, honestly. I switched from coffee to tea for years. The caffeine buzz was smoother and lighter, but still satisfying. Issues with dairy are the only reason I switched back to coffee. Oatmilk works a lot better in coffee than tea.

i'd recommed Sansbury red if you're making the switch. Its a strong, very flavorful english breakfast. Tetleys or PG tips is also solid, and a bit easier to get in the states. Not as good, but still pretty good.

A good "always on" boiler is also a great tea investment. The insulated ones use very little power and keep water at boiling all day so you can make an instant cup.

SpikesOtherDog@ani.social · 3 pts · 302d (2 replies)

I was considering making a pot of hot water in the coffee maker and brewing in there. Does it keep well in a thermos?

rainwall@piefed.social · 3 pts · 302d (1 reply)

A coffee pot doesnt get quite hot enough for black tea, but its pretty close. 195 instead of the 208 range. Likely work well enough.

Tea keeps great in a thermos. I used a zojirushi for years and it often would still be piping hot after hours. Ive had good luck with yetis as well.

SpikesOtherDog@ani.social · 1 pts · 302d

I have a pot with a lid and a candy thermometer. I much use that for a bit while I decide if I am enjoying it.

WhyIHateTheInternet@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 302d

I dunno, some of us are built different. I've been drinking 1-2 energy drinks per day for 20+years not to mention soda here and there and I've never had any issues whatsoever.

johnny_deadeyes@slrpnk.net · 33 pts · 302d (4 replies)

Is that a strip of LED's on the edge of their desk? What is the purpose of lighting one's belly? No judgement. Just curious.

Master@sh.itjust.works · 44 pts · 302d (3 replies)

To see your cock when late night proning.

dejected_warp_core@lemmy.world · 21 pts · 302d (2 replies)

Or for the audience when camming.

snoons@lemmy.ca · 5 pts · 302d

maybe it's both

inclusive 'or'

pewgar_seemsimandroid@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 3 pts · 302d

happy cake day!

rektstarsceosu@lemmy.zip · 16 pts · 302d

freezing white monster tastes like shit. idk why but flavor is so inconsistent bottom is too sweet and top tastes like water left in the car for a week

falseWhite@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 302d
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UltraMagnus0001@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 302d

Nope, just lowers iq