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hitstun@feddit.online · 27 pts · 293d

Hey now, cite your sources! This is Witch's Mount by Xiao Xinyu. You can find the original on Weibo and Facebook.

Fredselfish@lemmy.world · 13 pts · 294d

Modern witch.

TheLeadenSea@sh.itjust.works · 9 pts · 294d (5 replies)

That looks so unstable! What if you fall off? 😰

tae_glas@slrpnk.net · 26 pts · 294d

right! broombas should always be operated while sitting, for witchy flight safety :D

Morph9@lemmy.zip · 13 pts · 294d (2 replies)

She have a handheld vacuum, just in case.

TheBat@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 294d
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Macchi_the_Slime@piefed.blahaj.zone · 3 pts · 293d

Or the ol Mary Poppins as a backup.

CannonFodder@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 293d

It presumably auto balances like a hover board.
But have you considered how painful it would be to ride a broom in the standard witchy way? Just a hard broomstick lengthwise in the crotch and your legs dangling either side. I think someone would last about 10s tops.

CubitOom@infosec.pub · 7 pts · 294d

teft@piefed.social · 1 pts · 293d

Pictured: Egwene Al’Vere after rediscovering skimming in the Third Age.

PunnyName@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 293d

Broomba

jaschen306@sh.itjust.works · 1 pts · 291d

I love this so much I'm turning it into a t-shirt.

melonhusk@sh.itjust.works · 1 pts · 293d

at least she's getting those high-altitude dust bunnies. efficiency is key.