c/iselonmuskdeadyet · by Dionysus@leminal.space · 279d

Tragically Elon Musk has been found alive and well this morning. The world holds its breath for another day.

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7 Comments

Atelopus-zeteki@fedia.io · 9 pts · 279d

Tragically dementia donnie, as well. So sad.

clay_pidgin@sh.itjust.works · 6 pts · 279d

Damn you got me with this title at first.

Chozo@fedia.io · 6 pts · 279d

How dare you bait me like this.

FrictionFiction@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 279d

One of these days, buddy

Kyrgizion@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 279d

There's always tomorrow. And only so many ways a ketamine-overloaded system can react.

TheAsianDonKnots@lemmy.zip · 2 pts · 279d (1 reply)

I’m curious. You just got a job with a signing bonus of 1Trillion USD. You start work two Tuesdays from now. What’s your plan for the next two weeks (assuming that 1T was liquid)?

swab148@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 2 pts · 278d

Figure out how to actually do the job I was just hired to do, ain't no way I'm actually qualified