OPERATION DISTRACT FROM EPSTEIN FILES IS A "GO" REPEAT A GO!
ALSO I POSTED A TIK TOK WITH THE JETS LIVE AS THEY WERE TAKING OFF, LIKE IT PLEASE!
note: I think it is actually called Operation Shut-up SHHHHhhhhhhhhhh or something? I don't know the names are so lazy you forget them the minute you hear them.
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tal@lemmy.today · 41 pts · 304d
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nCP3LZoxABs
"Okay, thank you for waiting. The President has asked me to come out and make a brief statement about the wire that just went out a few minutes ago. To make things short, I will just confirm that yes, we do have a moon base, and yes, we are currently experiencing some bear problems."
burgermeister@sh.itjust.works · 16 pts · 304d
RIP local sexpot
tal@lemmy.today · 6 pts · 304d
I only found out that he died this week, when someone posted a link to one of his later videos (the "computer becomes self-aware after taking drugs" thing). I was very disappointed.
burgermeister@sh.itjust.works · 8 pts · 304d
I was helping my grandmother in her deathbed when my friend texted me that he had died. WKUK was a big part of our friendship growing up so it was rough but I couldn't really deal with it because I was dealing with my grandmother's impending death at the same time.
too_high_for_this@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 304d
apology for poor english
when were you when travor more dies?
i was sat at home eating hot dog when timmy ring
‘travor is kill’
‘no’
burgermeister@sh.itjust.works · 3 pts · 304d
You get it
Zapados@sh.itjust.works · 4 pts · 303d
Sorry man, that sounds like a tough combo to handle
burgermeister@sh.itjust.works · 3 pts · 303d
Thanks, parasocial relationships are weird.
rumba@lemmy.zip · 17 pts · 304d
I'm going to miss the "Now that's what I call a distraction from not releasing the Eptstein files" meme.
ceenote@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 304d
Now that's what I call a distraction from what's in the Epstein files.
rumba@lemmy.zip · 6 pts · 304d
We'll get that for a bit*, but there can't be enough Bubba to go around. I suspect we'll find out eventually that it's something worse than Clinton
p03locke@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 5 pts · 304d
So, where is the picture of Trump blowing Bubba? Is that the one Putin is holding on to?
rumba@lemmy.zip · 2 pts · 303d
We don't have enough to go on for sure. The conjecture is absolutely delicious.
From the overall tone, the picture sounds like it's a tangible, real physical thing. Whether it's Clinton or a kid nicknamed Bubba, there's no way to tell.
The Putin thing might have been a joke. Don't get me wrong, I think Putin definitely has something on him and maybe this is it. But it could just be them vague booking about knowing he's got blackmail against him and joking that's the blackmail. Then again, maybe it really is the blackmail. Right after he took office, Russia sent a couple of assets into dangerous position up north somewhere, kind of like he was saying, hey you owe me something, bitch. After which, and for the longest time, trump became very, very friendly with him.
p03locke@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 3 pts · 304d
This is just one layer. There's way more than they haven't sent yet.
rumba@lemmy.zip · 1 pts · 303d
Yeah, I was just watching the legaleagle and he mentioned this isn't even the stuff they really didn't want released.
negativenull@piefed.world · 16 pts · 304d
OPSEC is clean
cecilkorik@lemmy.ca · 10 pts · 304d
We have two journalists in the chat this time, for redundancy.
ZombiFrancis@sh.itjust.works · 4 pts · 303d
Cancels out the threat. Math.
resipsaloquitur@lemmy.world · 16 pts · 304d
Justas@sh.itjust.works · 8 pts · 304d
Hegseth was the guy in the Thalmor embassy you get drunk to create a diversion.