Can't believe that we've been missing out on this much evil old man yaoi. They're horrible people, and I hate them deeply, but I do think that it's at least a little bit funny.
Nope, gotta fuck both using a 12 year old girl as a condom, so it's not gay. And also because it's not a good time if you don't traumatize any children
I can't wait till he starts to comment on these memes. Knowing him he will say something like "He is not big and beautiful. Bill is small and veiny. I didn't like it".
Remember when he had his first meeting with pootin and he made his interpreter give him their notes and then he ate them? Perhaps this tape was discussed.
I'd love if Clinton came out and said that trump was bad at it, trump's ego won't let him be bad at anything so you know that he'll come out the gate with a, "I give great blow jobs. The best of blow jobs. People always say 'Wow Mr. President, you just blew my mind, and my dick.' like all time."
From the same folks who've used the term "cocksucker" as a pejorative insult for decades now. If this is confirmed (and maybe even if it is never confirmed), they'll turn on a dime "No, we always used that as a compliment."
Having named his penis “Jumbo,” Johnson was known to open up his trousers on a regular basis and wag his dick at others. There are numerous reports of this, from incidents when he seemed to do it as a (bad) joke, to times when he did it to intimidate people. Unfortunately for the historical record, there seems to be no photographic evidence of LBJ’s member, nor do we have any reliable size estimates or vivid descriptions of its appearance (like those of Bill Clinton’s smaller-than-average penis). We can, however, infer quite a bit from all the different stories about Johnson’s hog, which never seems to have been whipped out without a vulgar remark accompanying it.
There's even crazier stories, although not with pictures. Throat GOAT Trump is funny, but he's probably not even the first president to have sucked off another president
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FerretyFever0@fedia.io · 64 pts · 293d
Can't believe that we've been missing out on this much evil old man yaoi. They're horrible people, and I hate them deeply, but I do think that it's at least a little bit funny.
Broadfern@lemmy.world · 24 pts · 293d
I wonder how different our problems would be if they just freely had consenting, adult sex without stigma.
cassandrafatigue@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 15 pts · 293d
Nope, gotta fuck both using a 12 year old girl as a condom, so it's not gay. And also because it's not a good time if you don't traumatize any children
regdog@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 292d
Did you really have to write out that first sentence? 😒
cassandrafatigue@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 3 pts · 292d
You're right we should pretend our ruling class aren't that depraved.
Korhaka@sopuli.xyz · 55 pts · 293d
Did Putin just lose a bunch of leverage over Trump?
hOrni@lemmy.world · 43 pts · 293d
I can't wait till he starts to comment on these memes. Knowing him he will say something like "He is not big and beautiful. Bill is small and veiny. I didn't like it".
fonix232@fedia.io · 8 pts · 293d
I thought veiny was good?
Cethin@lemmy.zip · 1 pts · 293d
Not always. "To be, or not to be, that is the question."
fonix232@fedia.io · 4 pts · 292d
Damnit, autocorrect replaced veiny with being. I ducking hate this thing sometimes.
luciferofastora@feddit.org · 6 pts · 292d
Watch it with the fowl language
thegr8goldfish@startrek.website · 34 pts · 293d
Remember when he had his first meeting with pootin and he made his interpreter give him their notes and then he ate them? Perhaps this tape was discussed.
FartMaster69@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 15 pts · 293d
At them like it was Bill’s cock
TropicalDingdong@lemmy.world · 27 pts · 293d
What happens if we live in a timeline where it turns out that Trump is like, Olympic level blowjob giver?
Gormadt@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 57 pts · 293d
I'd love if Clinton came out and said that trump was bad at it, trump's ego won't let him be bad at anything so you know that he'll come out the gate with a, "I give great blow jobs. The best of blow jobs. People always say 'Wow Mr. President, you just blew my mind, and my dick.' like all time."
TropicalDingdong@lemmy.world · 30 pts · 293d
This is the masterstroke.
Trump wouldn't be able to let this go. He would necessarily go into Kim Jong Un level hyperbole about how great his blowjobs are.
Geobloke@aussie.zone · 7 pts · 293d
Pun intended?
cassandrafatigue@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 13 pts · 293d
He's not and you know he's not.
Cethin@lemmy.zip · 8 pts · 293d
Yeah, I feel like the best people at oral have empathy, and Trump sure as hell doesn't.
cassandrafatigue@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 5 pts · 292d
Also he would have a heart attack if he tried.
TropicalDingdong@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 293d
Yeah but like...
What if he was..
What was it Louis Armstrong said? probably the best trumpet player never seen a 🎺?
Maybe Bill Clinton's dong was Trump's French horn?
cassandrafatigue@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 6 pts · 292d
No man, he can't suck dick, he has never in his life had the athleticism necessary for it.
TropicalDingdong@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 292d
Queue rocky training montage but it's him practicing to get strong enough to suck dick by opening cans of diet coke and lifting McDonald's bags
cassandrafatigue@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 5 pts · 292d
Would watch.
But you know he doesn't open his own coke.
garbagebagel@lemmy.world · 9 pts · 293d
I would be 100% okay with the knowledge that the only thing Trump is good at is sucking dick.
Erasmus@lemmy.world · 26 pts · 293d
cassandrafatigue@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 20 pts · 293d
The same way 'the onion’ are prophets now, yes.
It's all just the dumbest joke you can think of.
hellfire103@lemmy.ca · 22 pts · 293d
prettybunnys@piefed.social · 13 pts · 293d
I’ve seen a bunch of memes about this but nothing that says where it started or points to any email.
Anyone got the attribution for it?
Gormadt@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 31 pts · 293d
Here's an article about an email that came out about it.
There's a pic in the article that definitely gave me a chuckle
::: spoiler trump greeting Bubba his favorite way
:::
InvalidName2@lemmy.zip · 11 pts · 293d
From the same folks who've used the term "cocksucker" as a pejorative insult for decades now. If this is confirmed (and maybe even if it is never confirmed), they'll turn on a dime "No, we always used that as a compliment."
Jimbo@pawb.social · 10 pts · 292d
...Did I miss something?
Gormadt@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 16 pts · 292d
So some recent emails from Epstein were released and well... there's allegations that trump gave Clinton a BJ.
There's a link to an article in this thread somewhere...
abbiistabbii@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 8 pts · 292d
If this is true this will be the wildest story people will bring up about American presidents.
theneverfox@pawb.social · 6 pts · 292d
Um...
There's even crazier stories, although not with pictures. Throat GOAT Trump is funny, but he's probably not even the first president to have sucked off another president
abbiistabbii@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 2 pts · 292d
My money is on Adams and Jefferson. Toxic Yaoi.
Jhex@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 292d
in this crazy timeline, I don't know or care if this is true… I just hope it's enough to give the orange pedo a rage stroke
Gormadt@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 7 pts · 292d
That's basically where I sit on the matter
And sharing memes might even make him madder
It also sure as hell makes his fans mad though which is great IMO
Jhex@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 292d
keep up the good work
laserm@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 293d
Big blowjob Bill