It's only bad if it isn't true, this guy he's packing a real snake and when women reach their hands in his pants they always scream, you wouldn't understand.
I mean, if you gotta transport your snake in a pinch and don't have a heated box, body temperature might be a decent enough solution. Maybe not in the pants, but having them in a pillow case under your jacket seems perfectly fine.
11 Comments
slowmorella@discuss.tchncs.de · 38 pts · 283d
I always thought "i have a huge snake in my pants, you wanna see it?" is just a bad pick-up line.
stupidcasey@lemmy.world · 11 pts · 283d
It's only bad if it isn't true, this guy he's packing a real snake and when women reach their hands in his pants they always scream, you wouldn't understand.
humorlessrepost@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 283d
thatsthejoke.webp
python@lemmy.world · 12 pts · 283d
I mean, if you gotta transport your snake in a pinch and don't have a heated box, body temperature might be a decent enough solution. Maybe not in the pants, but having them in a pillow case under your jacket seems perfectly fine.
QuinnyCoded@sh.itjust.works · 9 pts · 283d
"bro you got a massive pipe" -TSA, probably
hOrni@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 283d
How many eyes did the snake have?
danekrae@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 283d
Does it bite... or spit?
ComradeNokotan@lemmy.zip · 6 pts · 283d
It blows :3
Anivia@feddit.org · 6 pts · 283d
Story checks out, happened in 2017
1XEVW3Y07@reddthat.com · 5 pts · 281d
Article, for those interested.
Bazell@lemmy.zip · 1 pts · 283d
Good one.