This might be news to you, but women often like to be submissive and get tossed around the bedroom. If you're not doing that now and again... Also, don't neglect to eat that pussy! Rookie mistake.
I've had 50 lovers, so according to me, Wikipedia is right! So? A woman still likes a solid banging now and again. I know, some guys make that their whole MO, gross, never met a woman who loves that every time. Give her some orgasms during the whole thing, of course! 100 ways to make love, bouncing 'em off the walls is only one.
Funny thing, I dated a woman who could have vaginal orgasms, forever. Gave her 8 or 10 one night, was afraid I broke her. Gods she was fun in and out of bed. Fascinating woman, very emotionally twitchy.
That last part reminds me of a video I saw on Twitter a while back of a dude fucking a girl and saying something like "Damn your pussy is poggers". Shit still makes me laugh.
34 Comments
some_designer_dude@lemmy.world · 98 pts · 292d
Another classic, creepily thirsty Mickey7 post…
Drusas@fedia.io · 10 pts · 292d
Almost nothing but vaguely misogynistic, incel-like posts from this guy.
shalafi@lemmy.world · 46 pts · 292d
This might be news to you, but women often like to be submissive and get tossed around the bedroom. If you're not doing that now and again... Also, don't neglect to eat that pussy! Rookie mistake.
UltraMagnus0001@lemmy.world · 25 pts · 292d
Most womens orgasms are from clitorial stimulation, according to the nerds that edit Wikipedia.
boonhet@sopuli.xyz · 1 pts · 290d
This depends on the woman herself more than anything and even the ones who only get clitoral orgasms often still enjoy penetrative sex too.
shalafi@lemmy.world · -22 pts · 292d
I've had 50 lovers, so according to me, Wikipedia is right! So? A woman still likes a solid banging now and again. I know, some guys make that their whole MO, gross, never met a woman who loves that every time. Give her some orgasms during the whole thing, of course! 100 ways to make love, bouncing 'em off the walls is only one.
Funny thing, I dated a woman who could have vaginal orgasms, forever. Gave her 8 or 10 one night, was afraid I broke her. Gods she was fun in and out of bed. Fascinating woman, very emotionally twitchy.
Knoxvomica@lemmy.ca · 15 pts · 292d
looks around at the empty audience no one cares.
Bennyboybumberchums@lemmy.world · 17 pts · 291d
I made this for you ;)
bobgobbler@lemmy.zip · 1 pts · 291d
lol you probably fucked something you bought at a grocery store 50x, but you sound like a 16 yo virgin lmfao
GreenKnight23@lemmy.world · -22 pts · 292d
IDK what's more cringe, you man-splaining how women's orgasms work or the fact that you referenced Wikipedia.
Bennyboybumberchums@lemmy.world · 12 pts · 291d
Heres a clue, its your comment thats cringe...
GreenKnight23@lemmy.world · -11 pts · 291d
ohhh, I get it.
this is a troll thing isn't it?
am I getting trolled right now?
🤣 🖕
Bennyboybumberchums@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 291d
If thats what you need to tell yourself, homeboy.
UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 291d
Just... point of order. Did we already establish that UltraMagnus0001 is a man?
Bennyboybumberchums@lemmy.world · 38 pts · 291d
Yes, god forbid girls/women like getting fucked... Jesus christ, dude. Let women enjoy getting railed, ffs.
TheBat@lemmy.world · 17 pts · 292d
LemmyKnowsBest@lemmy.world · 10 pts · 291d
Let girl shave fun
UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 291d
Lemmy's front page is quickly becoming the Reddit Recycling Center.
IAmNorRealTakeYourMeds@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 291d
🌍👨🚀🔫👨🚀
Soulg@ani.social · 15 pts · 291d
I'm not going to look at their other posts but I dare you to explain how this one fits any of those definitions whatsoever. Women like sex too lol
UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world · 13 pts · 291d
They're definitely horny. Idk if I'd go for misogynistic and incel-like. People can fuck and meme, occasionally even at the same time.
Ryanmiller70@lemmy.zip · 6 pts · 291d
That last part reminds me of a video I saw on Twitter a while back of a dude fucking a girl and saying something like "Damn your pussy is poggers". Shit still makes me laugh.
DragonTypeWyvern@midwest.social · 40 pts · 292d
Honestly at this point we need a Mickey7posting sub
Karl@literature.cafe · 5 pts · 291d
13 posts in a day. Wow
Mac@mander.xyz · 18 pts · 291d
Same goes the other way around, too, tbh
altphoto@lemmy.today · 10 pts · 291d
I can only dream of tickling someone's bladder.....cue musical!...
I. Wish I could tickle your bladder!
From inside!
If I could pickle that tickle.
From insaaaaa iiide!
Madu@lemmynsfw.com · 0 pts · 290d
Please don't reawaken my childhood love interest with the littler mermaid.
TommyJohnsFishSpot@lemy.lol · -12 pts · 292d
Wasn't aware boomers agreed with homosexuality.
sundray@lemmus.org · 8 pts · 292d
At the very least many of the homosexual ones did.
Bennyboybumberchums@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 291d
They're not gay... They're Hobbits...